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− | Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. | |
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− | == Likes ==
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− | *[[Sex]] [[Illegal|With Children]].
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− | *Candy
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− | *[[Illegal|Child Pornography]]
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− | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
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− | *[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]].
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− | *Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
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− | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]]
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− | == Dislikes ==
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− | *[[Lex Luthor]] (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
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− | *[[cum|Gum]]
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− | *[[Sonic]] (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile)
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− | *[[Xavier]]
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− | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]]
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− | *[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
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− | *Oompa Loompa Unions
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− | *Heaven
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− | *Jesus Christ
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− | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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− | == Liked By ==
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− | *[[M. Bison]] (claims that his candy is DELICIOUS!)
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− | *Pedobear
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− | == Disliked By ==
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− | *[[Lex Luthor]]
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− | *[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]])
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− | *[[Phoenix Wright]]
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− | *Hershey's
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− | *Reese's
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− | *Cadbury
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− | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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− | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO
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− | [[Category: Pedophiles]]
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Latest revision as of 13:20, 16 February 2020