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Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child. He was a Democrat, and also had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.
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Bowser Jr. (1998-) is [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.
  
== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==
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==Background==
*Anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. The next season, that player bribed the GM of the Yoshi Eggs to draft him away from Jr's team.
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[[Image:10rsbys.png|thumb|left|The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.]]
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Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [[Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]].
  
*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
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He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
 
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*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said "[[Sonic Sez|That's no good]]", and sued.
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[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.]]
 
 
*Was accused of causing the [[Morshu|Hindenberg]] disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time.
 
  
 
== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
*[[Sex]]ual harassment.
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*Vandalism
*[[Chad Warden]]
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*His father [[Bowser]]
*[[Rod Blagojevich|Governor Helmet Head]] (is just as retarded)
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*"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]]
*[[Barack Obama]] (because he's a democrat)
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*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
 
*[[Gay|Zac Effron]]
 
*[[User:976 buy levitra|Hackers/Vandals]]
 
*Pepsi
 
*[[Anti-Uctions|Disco]]
 
*[[Shit|Yugos]]
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]] (especialy Wendy because she has a [[Yes|vagina]], and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas)
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*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]]
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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*[[Mario]]
*[[Boobs]] (They're his worst nightmare)
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*[[Luigi]]
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)
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*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)
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*Having been sidelined as of recent.
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])
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**[[Mario Kart]] 8, for having his siblings, but not himself.
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
 
*Good taste
 
*[[Good|the Edsel]]
 
 
 
== Disliked By==
 
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
 
 
 
==First Seen==
 
*Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.
 
 
==Used in a Poop by==
 
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
 
 
 
== Death ==
 
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after a manhunt was st-up to find him in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He [[die]]d upon impact with the icy ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the '80s]]. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. And the world rejoiced.
 
  
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Name: Bowser Jr.
Appears In: Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs
Sex: Male
DOB: 1998 (age 25–26)
Occupation(s): Villain-wannabe/series Scrappy
Played By: Tara Strong/Dolores Rogers/Catey Sagoian

Bowser Jr. (1998-) is Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.

Background[edit]

The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.

Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and Bowser. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing Princess Toadstool, whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by Mario.

He also wanted to fuck that Mario, which led to his father admitting that he wanted to fuck him.

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He once had the magic to become a fake form of Mario called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.

Likes[edit]

  • Vandalism
  • His father Bowser
  • "Mama" Peach
  • Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.

Dislikes[edit]