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| − | Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child. He was a Democrat, and also had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids. | + | {{char}}{{CharBox |
| − | [[Image:Jrcccp.JPG |right|thumb|Bowser Jr. loves [[ass|butt]]-[[sex]] AND communism. OH [[No|NO]]ES!!!!!!!!!!]]
| + | |name=Bowser Jr. |
| | + | |image=Sms bowser jr.jpg |
| | + | |shows=Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs |
| | + | |noaddshows=yes |
| | + | |sex=Male |
| | + | |dob={{Birth|1998}} |
| | + | |occupation=Villain-wannabe/series Scrappy |
| | + | |cast=<s>[[Hip|Tara]] [[Hop|Strong]]/</s>Dolores Rogers/Catey Sagoian |
| | + | |nationality= |
| | + | }} |
| | + | Bowser Jr. (1998-) is [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings. |
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| − | == [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues== | + | ==Background== |
| − | *Anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[America|Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]].
| + | [[Image:10rsbys.png|thumb|left|The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.]] |
| | + | Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [[Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]]. |
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| − | *Was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002 with a pencil.
| + | He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him. |
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| − | *Carjacked [[Professor Von Schlemmer|Dr. Emmett Brown]] in 2003, and went back to [[the Eighties|the '80s]] to try and defeat Mario (he was also escaping from the police, as he was charged with an attemped murder and a rape). He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.
| + | [[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.]] |
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| − | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
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| − | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said "[[Sonic Sez|That's no good]]", and sued.
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| − | *Stole [[The King]]'s AMC Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into [[Wario]]'s Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off (the King's Pacer had left-overs from [[Dinner]] in it, which were ruined, which further pissed the King off). Pennsylvania Governor [[Penis|Dick]] Thornburgh banned him from Pennsylvania afterwards.
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| − | *Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987.
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| − | *Raped [[Oogtar]]d in a Georgia rest-area restroom in 1987. He was aquitted of the crimes, as nobody likes Oogtar. Oogtar, on the other hand, was deported to Japan (he was later deported from Japan in 1988).
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| − | *Anally-raped [[Ganon]] in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned".
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| − | *Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988. This would be his last crime.
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| − | *Was accused of causing the [[Morshu|Hindenberg]] disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time.
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| | == Likes == | | == Likes == |
| − | *[[Sex]]ually harrasing and raping people. | + | *Vandalism |
| − | *[[Mama Luigi]]
| + | *His father [[Bowser]] |
| − | *[[Penis]]es
| + | *"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]] |
| − | *[[Chad Warden]]
| + | *Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario. |
| − | *[[Rod Blagojevich|Governor Helmet Head]] (is just as retarded)
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| − | *Raping his older brothers.
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| − | *The [[Communists|Soviet Union]]
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| − | *[[Obama|Barak Obama]]
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| − | *Stalin
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| − | *Drinking his own cum
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| − | *[[Ivan Drago]] (he wants Drago's [[Penis|cock]] in his [[ass|arse]].)
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| − | *[[Chris Crocker|His butt buddy]]. | |
| − | *[[The Cave People]] (he is just as gay and retarded as them)
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| − | *[[Pickle Surprise]] in his arse | |
| − | *[[The Jonas Brothers]]
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| − | *[[Gay|Zac Effron]]
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| − | *[[User:976 buy levitra]]
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| − | *[[Anti-Uctions|Pepsi]] | |
| − | *[[Anti-Uctions|Disco]]
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| − | *[[Shit|Yugos]]
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| − | ==Liked By==
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| − | *[[Rod Blagojevich]] (Jr. is the only one who likes him)
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| − | *[[Oogtar|Oogtard]]
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| − | *KorHosik
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| − | *The state of Georgia
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| | == Dislikes == | | == Dislikes == |
| − | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]] (especialy Wendy because she has a [[Yes|vagina]], and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas) | + | *His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] |
| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
| + | *[[Mario]] |
| − | *[[Die|Life]]
| + | *[[Luigi]] |
| − | *[[Nazi]]s (much to [[Kooky|Ludwig]]'s dismay)
| + | *[[Yoshi]] |
| − | *[[Boobs]] (They're his worst nightmare)
| + | *Having been sidelined as of recent. |
| − | *[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)
| + | **[[Mario Kart]] 8, for having his siblings, but not himself. |
| − | *[[Birdo]] (because she is a woman, and Jr. is [[gay]])
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| − | *[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)
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| − | *[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])
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| − | *[[Rocky Balboa]]
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| − | *[[Coca-Cola|Coke]] (because Jr. does not have good taste)
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| − | *[[Good|the Edsel]]
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| − | *Glasnost
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| − | *Perestoika
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| − | *The fall of the Berlin Wall
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| − | *The year [[The Eighties|1989]] (the year that [[Communists|communism]] died for the most part)
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| − | *That the Soviet Union was dissolved.
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| − | == Disliked By==
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| − | *[[Bowser]]
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| − | *[[You]]
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| − | *[[Me]]
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| − | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]].
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| − | *The Mario bros.
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| − | *[[Ganon]] | |
| − | *[[Big Cheese]] | |
| − | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | |
| − | *The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, and Pennsylvania (was even banned from PA) | |
| − | *The country of Japan
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| − | *Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
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| − | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | |
| − | *A-ha
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| − | *Michael Jackson
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| − | *All musicians from the '80s
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| − | *[[Emo Luigi]] | |
| − | *[[Communists|The Soviet Union]]
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| − | *The Coca-Cola Company
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| − | *[[Dry Bones]]
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| − | *[[Iron Maiden]]
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| − | ==First Seen==
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| − | *Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.
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| − | ==Used in a Poop by==
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| − | [[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
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| − | == Death ==
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| − | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after being wanted in the US. He committed [[Die|suicide]] because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He [[die]]d upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the Eighties|the '80s]]. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]].
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