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| − | IF YOU'RE DUMB TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS. | + | IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS. |
| − | A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by [[Boogidyboo]] in ''[[Toys Gone Wild]]''. | + | A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by [[Boogidyboo]] in a scene in ''[[Toys Gone Wild]]'' though it had several uses before that. |
{{vid|4sZuN0xXWLc}} | {{vid|4sZuN0xXWLc}} | ||
| − | Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in | + | Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in Baltimore, Maryland. Many people actually go there, despite the fact that they admitted problems there (Then again, they did believe that people are stupid mother[[fuck]]ers.). |
===Quotes=== | ===Quotes=== | ||
| − | *"[[Fuck]] [[ | + | *"[[Fuck]] [[you]], Baltimore!" |
| − | *"If you're | + | *"If you're dumb [[enough]] to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to [[cum|come]] to Big Bill [[Hell]]'s Cars." |
| − | *"Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!!" | + | *"Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! [[:Category:Thieves|Thieves]]!!!" |
*"If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my [[ass]]!" | *"If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my [[ass]]!" | ||
| − | *"It's our belief that you're such a stupid | + | *"It's our belief that you're such a stupid mother[[fuck]]er, [[you]]'ll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!" |
*"If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] UGLY ASS!!" | *"If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP [[You|YOUR]] UGLY ASS!!" | ||
*"[[You]] heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!" | *"[[You]] heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!" | ||
| − | *"Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll [[fuck]] her!" | + | *"Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your [[Chewfag Girls|wife]]! We'll [[fuck]] her!" |
| − | *"That's Right! We'll [[fuck]] [[you]]r wife!" | + | *"That's Right! We'll [[fuck]] [[you]]r [[Chewfag Girls|wife]]!" |
*"Because at Big Bill Hell's, [[you]]'re [[fuck]]ed six way to Sunday!" | *"Because at Big Bill Hell's, [[you]]'re [[fuck]]ed six way to Sunday!" | ||
*"Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's!" | *"Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's!" | ||
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*"Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells [[you]] to [[fuck]] off!" | *"Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells [[you]] to [[fuck]] off!" | ||
*"Hurry up, [[ass]]hole!" | *"Hurry up, [[ass]]hole!" | ||
| − | *"This event ends the minute after [[you]] write us a check, and it better [[no]]t bounce or [[you]]'re a [[ | + | *"This event ends the minute after [[you]] write us a check, and it better [[no]]t bounce or [[you]]'re a [[dead]] mother[[fuck]]er!" |
*"Go to [[hell]]!" | *"Go to [[hell]]!" | ||
*"Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!" | *"Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!" | ||
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===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Buzz Lightyear]] watched the commercial once and he wants to go there as a result. |
*Big Bill [[Hell]]'s Cars is actually the complete opposite of [[Pickle Surprise]]. | *Big Bill [[Hell]]'s Cars is actually the complete opposite of [[Pickle Surprise]]. | ||
*Big Bill Hell's Cars' rival for the commercials is [[Flea Market Montgomery]]. | *Big Bill Hell's Cars' rival for the commercials is [[Flea Market Montgomery]]. | ||
| − | [[Category:Sources - | + | *Used to be a car lot that belonged to [[Morshu]] but Big Bill bought it from him for 780,500 [[money|rubies]] because Morshu had to pay off his [[porn|business debt]]. |
| + | [[Category:Sources - Commercials]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Loud Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Spokespeople]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:35, 2 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.
IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS.
A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by Boogidyboo in a scene in Toys Gone Wild though it had several uses before that.
{{#ev:youtube|4sZuN0xXWLc|320}}
Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in Baltimore, Maryland. Many people actually go there, despite the fact that they admitted problems there (Then again, they did believe that people are stupid motherfuckers.).
Quotes[edit]
- "Fuck you, Baltimore!"
- "If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars."
- "Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!!"
- "If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill, you can kiss my ass!"
- "It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!"
- "If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!"
- "You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!!"
- "Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her!"
- "That's Right! We'll fuck your wife!"
- "Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six way to Sunday!"
- "Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's!"
- "Home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!"
- "How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment."
- "Don't wait, don't delay."
- "Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!"
- "Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!"
- "Hurry up, asshole!"
- "This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!"
- "Go to hell!"
- "Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!"
Trivia[edit]
- Buzz Lightyear watched the commercial once and he wants to go there as a result.
- Big Bill Hell's Cars is actually the complete opposite of Pickle Surprise.
- Big Bill Hell's Cars' rival for the commercials is Flea Market Montgomery.
- Used to be a car lot that belonged to Morshu but Big Bill bought it from him for 780,500 rubies because Morshu had to pay off his business debt.
