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[[image:Intro-15.jpg‎|thumb|UCTIONS!!!!]]
 
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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.
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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling [[Edsel|powerful mechanical devices]], [[Macintosh|nice computers]], and [[Enclosed Instruction Book|instruction books]]. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for [[Transformers|giant effing robots]].
  
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Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]].
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Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[cheese]].
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
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*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
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*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Dr. Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.  
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*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.  
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*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.  
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*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
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*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
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*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
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*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.  
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*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
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*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
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*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
 
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*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
 
 
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
 
*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
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*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
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*The [[Transformers]] drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
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*In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
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*Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.
  
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==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
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==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
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Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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*[[Kyo Kusanagi]] (sadly he retired form wielding it).
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
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*[[Mr. X]]
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*[[Dr. Wily|Mr.]] [[Homer Simpson| X]]
 
*[[Tap Tap]]
 
*[[Tap Tap]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Q]]
 
*[[Q]]
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*[[Tim Allen]] (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
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*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
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*[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
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*[[Jackie Chan]]
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*Jackie Chan
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*[[Phil Harnage]]
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*[[Toad]] (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.)
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[[Image:Gfdgh.gif|frame|right|[[Luigi]] shows what Uctions are really like.]]
 
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
 
*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
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*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck off]] if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
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*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
 
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
 
*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
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*[[Michael Jackson]]
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==Uctions as an energy unit==
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*[[Mayinte]] (Toys own toys.)
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Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
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*[[Doc Louis]]
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Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
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*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
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*[[Little Mac]]
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*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]:          The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Super Macho Man]]
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*[[The Darkture]]:                            Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Luigi]] (But only when he has a gas can and Mario give him permission to use them.)
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*[[Ganon]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*Those who have art in art museums.
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*[[Hitler]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[Bowser]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment:    Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[The Jonas Brothers]]                      Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions):  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[Halo|Gaylo]]:                              Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[SEGA]]:                                    Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
 
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*[[Melink]]:                                  999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
 
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*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]:                -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Soulja Boy]]:                            -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
 
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*[[Obama|Barack Obama]]                      -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
 
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*[[Rod Blagojevich]]                        -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
 
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*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series:  -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[FOTEP]]:                                  -100,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Rick Roll]]:                              -1,000,001 Uctions.
 
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*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]:                          -600,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Mama Luigi]]:                      -99,999 Uctions.
 
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*[[God Luigi]]:                              -95,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[God Rabbit]]:                            -95,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]]               -60,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Darth Vader]]:                      -9,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]:                  -8,500 Uctions.
 
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*Kingdom Hearts:                      -3,000 Uctions.
 
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*Super [[Mario]] All-stars:                  -2,000 Uctions.
 
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*Microsoft's Xbox 360:                      -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
 
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*[[Cheatsy]]:                          -900 Uctions.
 
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*[[Oogtar]]:                                -650 Uctions.
 
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*[[AIDS]]:                            -500 Uctions.
 
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*Heartless:                          -100 Uctions.
 
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*[[Dr Rabbit]]:                        -10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Wario]]:                                  -5 Uctions.
 
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*[[Retard Luigi]]:                          -2 Uctions.
 
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*[[Retard Mario]]:                    -1 Uction.
 
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*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain:             0 Uctions.
 
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*[[Groudon457]]:                            How many [[you]] have -10.
 
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*[[You]]:                                    Random Amounts of Uctions.
 
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*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]:                    How many [[you]] have +2.
 
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*[[Edd]]:                              1 Uction.
 
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*[[Morshu]]:                          5 Uctions.
 
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*[[Toad]]:                                  6 Uctions.
 
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*Bobby Jack:                            10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Cum]]:                              10 Uctions.
 
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*[[Boobs]]:                            30 Uctions.
 
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*[[Gay Luigi]]:                        50 Uctions.
 
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*The Purple Pervert:                        69 Uctions.
 
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*One Heart:                            100 Uctions.
 
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*[[Tails]]:                                  200 Uctions.
 
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*[[Knuckles]]:                              See Tails' Uctions.
 
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*[[King Leonidas]]:                          300 Uctions.
 
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*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]:                  599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
 
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*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]]              750 Uctions.
 
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*[[Wii]]:                                    800 Uctions.
 
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*[[M. Bison]]:                              1,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Richard Nixon]]:                          1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
 
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*[[Link]]:                              2,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Yoshi]]:                                  3,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Saiyan Link]]:                            5,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Steely Phil]]:                      5,000 Uctions.
 
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*A [[Falcon Punch]]:                    9,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Goku]]:             [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
 
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*[[Jackie Chan]]                            15,000 Uctions.
 
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*Super [[Sonic]]:                            30,000 Uctions.
 
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*Hyper [[Sonic]]:                            60,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]:                  1,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*Shaq:                                      100,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Mega Man]]:                              199,999,999,999 Uctions.
 
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*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]:                  100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra:              250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Insane Clown Posse]]:                    555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Travis Touchdown]]:                      100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
 
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*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]:                        999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
 
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*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
 
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*[[Jesus Christ]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
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*[[Led Zeppelin]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
 
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*[[Captain Falcon]]:                        Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
 
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]:                  Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
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*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3:                    Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
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*[[The Overture]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
 
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*The Enclosed Uctions Apple:                The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.
 
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The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].
 
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[[Category:CD-i]]
 
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Latest revision as of 06:29, 24 February 2014

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices, nice computers, and instruction books. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for giant effing robots.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs and Coca-Cola, and can be used as rennet for cheese.

Trivia[edit]

  • The Hairspray Queen and Dr. Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
  • Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.
  • One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
  • The Transformers drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
  • In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
  • Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.

Chosen Wielders of Uctions[edit]

Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Luigi shows what Uctions are really like.
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