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A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. It is written, [[Link]] is the best kisser in CD-i Land, but suprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in Japan.
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A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. That is to show affection to someone, especially if both the giver's lips and the receiver's lips touch each other. It is written, [[Link]] is the best kisser in Hyrule; but surprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in [[Japan]].
  
It is also an awesome band from the '70s.
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It is also [[Kiss (band)|a band that was born in the '70s that still exists as of today.]]
  
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In addition to that, it is the title of an awesome song by Prince & the Revolution.
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==People Who Kiss==
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*[[Link]]
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]]
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*[[Tails]]
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*[[Zelda]] (On rare occasions.)
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*[[The Princess|Princess Peach]]
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*[[Mario]]
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*[[Luigi]]
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
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*[[Knuckles]]
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*[[Chun-Li]]
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*[[Fishing Pole Mai Shiranui|Mai Shiranui]]
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*Katy Perry
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*Nagi Sanzenin (Kissed [[Hayate Ayasaki|Hayate]] on the cheek to make up for him walking in on her in the bath. She regretted it soon after.)
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*[[Patrick Star]] (Loves to kiss pickles. That is not an innuendo, I swear.)
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*[[Rouge the Bat]]
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*[[Wreck-Gar]]
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*[[Starfire]] (To learn new languages. Sure...)
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*[[No]] [[1|one]] from the [[Punch-Out!!]] games. (Except for ''[[may]]be'' [[Disco Kid]].)
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===People Who Kiss [[Pussy]] ([[Yes]], [[You]] Can Do That.)===
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*Everyone except for [[gay]] men, straight women, and asexual people.
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===People Who Kiss [[Penis]]...===
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*[[Gay]] men, bisexual people, and straight women.
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===People Who Kiss On The Lips===
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*...Figure it out.
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[[Category:Sex]]

Latest revision as of 08:46, 9 August 2010

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Mwah.

A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. That is to show affection to someone, especially if both the giver's lips and the receiver's lips touch each other. It is written, Link is the best kisser in Hyrule; but surprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in Japan.

It is also a band that was born in the '70s that still exists as of today.

In addition to that, it is the title of an awesome song by Prince & the Revolution.

People Who Kiss[edit]

People Who Kiss Pussy (Yes, You Can Do That.)[edit]

  • Everyone except for gay men, straight women, and asexual people.

People Who Kiss Penis...[edit]

  • Gay men, bisexual people, and straight women.

People Who Kiss On The Lips[edit]

  • ...Figure it out.