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Bowser Jr. was [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child who had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad didn't disapprove of this.
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[[Image:TheJr.jpg‎ |right|thumb|Almost as gay as [[Gay Luigi]].          Almost.]]
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Bowser Jr. (1998-) is [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.
  
== Legal Issues==
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==Background==
*He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002.
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[[Image:10rsbys.png|thumb|left|The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.]]
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Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [[Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]].
  
*He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.
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He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
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[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.]]
  
*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
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== Likes ==
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*Vandalism
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*His father [[Bowser]]
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*"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]]
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*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
  
*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued.
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== Dislikes ==
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*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]]
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*[[Mario]]
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*[[Luigi]]
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*Having been sidelined as of recent.
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**[[Mario Kart]] 8, for having his siblings, but not himself.
  
*Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987.
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
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[[Category:Evil Characters]]
*Touched [[Robotnik]]'s [[penis|PINGAS]] in a 3rd rest-area restroom (this time in Missouri) in 1988.
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[[Category:Athletes]]
 
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[[Category:Olympiads]]
== First Seen ==
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[[Category:Basketball Players]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4DXfCi2js0 Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.]
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[[Category:Dicks]]
 
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[[Category:Children]]
== First used by ==
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[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
 
 
 
== Liked ==
 
*[[Sex]]ually harrasing people.
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Penis]]es
 
*[[Chad Warden]]
 
 
 
==Liked By==
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
== Disliked By==
 
*[[Bowser]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
*Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] and [[Cheatsy|Larry]].
 
*The Mario bros.
 
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
 
 
 
== Death ==
 
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He [[die]]d on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]].
 
 
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 

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Name: Bowser Jr.
Appears In: Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs
Sex: Male
DOB: 1998 (age 25–26)
Occupation(s): Villain-wannabe/series Scrappy
Played By: Tara Strong/Dolores Rogers/Catey Sagoian

Bowser Jr. (1998-) is Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.

Background[edit]

The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.

Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and Bowser. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing Princess Toadstool, whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by Mario.

He also wanted to fuck that Mario, which led to his father admitting that he wanted to fuck him.

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He once had the magic to become a fake form of Mario called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.

Likes[edit]

  • Vandalism
  • His father Bowser
  • "Mama" Peach
  • Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.

Dislikes[edit]