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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.
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Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling [[Edsel|powerful mechanical devices]], [[Macintosh|nice computers]], and [[Enclosed Instruction Book|instruction books]]. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for [[Transformers|giant effing robots]].
 
 
Despite being a good source of AIDS, Uctions are also the only material known to get rid of it (right).
 
  
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Uctions are also used to make [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Coca-Cola]], and can be used as rennet for [[cheese]].
  
 
== Trivia ==
 
== Trivia ==
*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Robotnik]] claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
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*[[User:Idiotska|The Hairspray Queen]] and [[Dr. Robotnik]] claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.  
*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless [[Fat Mario]] had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.  
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*[[Robotnik]] would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if [[Fat Mario]] hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.  
*Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
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*Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
*When invoked, it's own power and that of [[Anti-Uctions]], its enemy transform [[Megatron]] into [[Galvatron]].
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*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
*Only [[Mario]], [[Fat Mario]], & Mr. X own the power of Uctions.
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*Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for [[The Yoshi Regime]].
*[[Daniel J D'Arby]] has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
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*They might have killed off [[elmullet]].
*Was revealed to have a [[PENIS|penis]] for some strange reason.
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*One of [[Coca-Cola]]'s secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
*Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for [[Yoshi]]'s New Empire.
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*The [[Transformers]] drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
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*In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
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*Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.
  
==Chosen weilders of Uctions==
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==Chosen Wielders of Uctions==
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
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*[[Kyo Kusanagi]] (sadly he retired form wielding it).
 
*[[Mario]]
 
*[[Mario]]
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
*[[Mr. X]]
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*[[Dr. Wily|Mr.]] [[Homer Simpson| X]]
 
*[[Tap Tap]]
 
*[[Tap Tap]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Megatron]]
 
*[[Q]]
 
*[[Q]]
 
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*[[Shaquille O'Neal]] (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
==Uctions as energy unit==
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*[[Jackie Chan]]
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]]. Is based on the amount of puppies will a male pregnant elephant give birth if exposed to a certain amount of Uctions, Anti-Uctions give birth to [[Bagel]]s instead.
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*[[Phil Harnage]]
Several objects in their Uction test are shown below (negative amount of Uctions equals positive amount of Anti-Uctions:
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
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*[[Toad]] (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.)
*[[Kimera Luigi]]: -30 billion billion billion Uctions.
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[[Image:Gfdgh.gif|frame|right|[[Luigi]] shows what Uctions are really like.]]
*[[Mama Luigi]]:          -9999 Uctions.
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*[[Captain Falcon]] (Those who say otherwise will get [[Falcon Punch|FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]])
*[[Darth Vader]]:          -9000 Uctions.
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*[[Travis Touchdown]] ([[Fuck|Fuck]] off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
*[[Seymour]]:              -8500 Uctions.
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*[[The Overture]] (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
*Kingdom Hearts:          -3000 Uctions.
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*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
*[[AIDS]]:                -500 Uctions.
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*[[Michael Jackson]]
*Heartless:               -100 Uctions.
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*[[Mayinte]] (Toys own toys.)
*[[Dr Rabbit]]:            -10 Uctions.
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*[[Doc Louis]]
*[[Retard Mario]]:        -1 Uction.
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*[[3 Eyed Blue Luigi]]
*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain: 0 Uctions.
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*[[Little Mac]]
*[[Cum]]:                  0 Uctions.
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*[[Super Macho Man]]
*[[Cheatsy]]:              0 Uctions.
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*[[Luigi]] (But only when he has a gas can and Mario give him permission to use them.)
*[[Edd]]:                  1 Uction.  
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*Those who have art in art museums.
*[[Morshu]]:              5 Uctions.
 
*Bobby Jack:                10 Uctions.
 
*[[Boobs]]:                30 Uctions.
 
*[[Gay Luigi]]:            50 Uctions.
 
*One heart:                100 Uctions.
 
*[[Link]]:                  1500 Uctions.
 
*[[Steely Phil]]:          5000 Uctions.
 
*A [[Falcon Punch]]:        9000 Uctions.
 
*[[Brock Samson]]:          11,500 Uctions.
 
*[[Yoshi]]:                [[Over 9000]] Uctions.
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse]]:        Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices, nice computers, and instruction books. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for giant effing robots.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs and Coca-Cola, and can be used as rennet for cheese.

Trivia[edit]

  • The Hairspray Queen and Dr. Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
  • Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.
  • One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
  • The Transformers drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
  • In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
  • Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.

Chosen Wielders of Uctions[edit]

Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Luigi shows what Uctions are really like.