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| + | |name=This Key™ | ||
| + | |image=This Key.JPEG | ||
| + | |year=1989 | ||
| + | |use=Unlocks doors/gates | ||
| + | |country=England | ||
| + | }} | ||
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| + | '''This Key'''™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport [[you]] back to your house, safe and sound. [[King Koopa]]'s key named ''This Key''™ was used to lock [[the Princess]] in a raping chamber. | ||
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| + | == Trivia == | ||
| + | *The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to [[Uctions]], which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of [[Anti-Uctions]]. Due to the reactive power when Uctions and Anti-Uctions are combined, This Key™ can be unstable at times. | ||
| + | *[[Duke Onkled]]'s This Key™ opens [[Ass|The Gate]], but also opens his closet, which is full of [[gay]]-[[Hentai|pornographic]] material. | ||
| + | [[Image:Dodomai palace55.jpg|thumb|right|[[Duke Onkled]]'s This Key™.]] | ||
| + | *If [[Sora]] attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™. | ||
| + | *Members of [[Haruhi]]'s brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head [[Over 9000|over 90]] degrees. | ||
| + | *[[Melink]]'s YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport [[Naruto|ninjas]]. | ||
| + | *If [[you]] have a This Key™, it might help [[you]] [[Super Macho Man|to release your bogus.]] | ||
| + | *Without it, you'll never find [[The Princess|her]]. | ||
| + | *This Key™ [[no]] taste [[good]]. | ||
| + | *[[Billy Mays|But wait, there's more]]! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99! | ||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Key™, This}} | ||
Latest revision as of 20:35, 1 July 2011
This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key™ was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.
Trivia[edit]
- The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to Uctions, which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of Anti-Uctions. Due to the reactive power when Uctions and Anti-Uctions are combined, This Key™ can be unstable at times.
- Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
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Duke Onkled's This Key™.
- If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
- Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
- Melink's YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport ninjas.
- If you have a This Key™, it might help you to release your bogus.
- Without it, you'll never find her.
- This Key™ no taste good.
- But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!
