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| − | + | |name=Volvic campaign | |
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| − | + | |country=United Kingdom | |
| + | |type=Commercial | ||
| + | |creator=Rainey Kelly Campbell Roalfe Y&R | ||
| + | |year=2007 | ||
| + | |1stmade=[[http://youtube.com/watch?v=59VjSs3vgfo You love Mama Luigi]] by [[mrSimon]] | ||
| + | }}{{Media}}{{VidCaption|vaaxtxkJqKg|The original commercial}} | ||
| − | + | '''The Volvic advertisements''' were part of a campaign in 2007 to sell Volvic bottled water in addition to the new [[Volvic Revive]] product. The campaign spawned six TV commercials, however only four were broadcast, the other two sucked. A recent campaign set up by Volvic is the "14 Day Challenge", in which Frenchmen are ordered to gulp down 1.5 Litres of Volvic [[shit]] for 14 days in a row. Most people who have attempted this have ended up committing suicide. Fact. | |
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' | ''With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops'' | ||
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*[[George The Volcano]] | *[[George The Volcano]] | ||
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] | *[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] | ||
*[[Birds]] | *[[Birds]] | ||
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===Often Used by=== | ===Often Used by=== | ||
| − | + | *[[mrSimon]] | |
| − | + | *[[Calculate900]] | |
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===Sometimes Used by=== | ===Sometimes Used by=== | ||
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*[[Stegblob]] | *[[Stegblob]] | ||
*[[Greenalink]] | *[[Greenalink]] | ||
*[[TVBPoop]] | *[[TVBPoop]] | ||
| + | *[[ShadowWario]] | ||
| + | *[[Boogidyboo]] | ||
| + | *[[rtv190]] | ||
| + | *[[Dark Fox]] | ||
| + | *[[Biodegradable]] | ||
===Disliked by=== | ===Disliked by=== | ||
| − | + | *[[SushieBoy]] | |
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*[[ShreddaX]] | *[[ShreddaX]] | ||
*[[TyrannosaurusReich]] | *[[TyrannosaurusReich]] | ||
==Further information== | ==Further information== | ||
| + | ===Quotes=== | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|Roar, what you doing Mr Volcano?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with [[volcanicity]]}} | ||
| − | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast.}} | |
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| + | {{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|George, you still filling your water with [[volcanicity]]?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|And making it tasty for the ladies!}} | ||
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| + | {{poopquote|Birds|This water is [[delicious]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|I'm the daddy now!}} | ||
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| + | {{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|I've only got a brain the size of a pea!}} | ||
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| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|How do you do it Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got Ginseng and Guarana and will help keep you alert!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Tyrannosaurus Alan|Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someones parents.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Well done to revive!}} | ||
| − | + | {{poopquote|Announcer|Volcano filtered so it fills you with Volcanicity}} | |
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Yes}} | ||
| − | + | ===Main Source for Poopers=== | |
| − | === | + | *[http://www.youtube.com/ Youtube] |
| − | [http://www.volvic.co.uk/ Volvic UK] | + | ===Links=== |
| + | *[http://www.volvic.co.uk/ Volvic UK] | ||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Volvic Adverts}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:00, 29 June 2016
The Volvic advertisements were part of a campaign in 2007 to sell Volvic bottled water in addition to the new Volvic Revive product. The campaign spawned six TV commercials, however only four were broadcast, the other two sucked. A recent campaign set up by Volvic is the "14 Day Challenge", in which Frenchmen are ordered to gulp down 1.5 Litres of Volvic shit for 14 days in a row. Most people who have attempted this have ended up committing suicide. Fact.
Characters[edit]
With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
Often Used by[edit]
Sometimes Used by[edit]
Disliked by[edit]
Further information[edit]
Quotes[edit]
Tyrannosaurus Alan Roar, what you doing Mr Volcano?
George Volcano Hello Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity
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George Volcano Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast.
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Tyrannosaurus Alan George, you still filling your water with volcanicity?
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George Volcano And making it tasty for the ladies!
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George Volcano I'm the daddy now!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan I've only got a brain the size of a pea!
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George Volcano How do you do it Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got Ginseng and Guarana and will help keep you alert!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someones parents.
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George Volcano Well done to revive!
Announcer Volcano filtered so it fills you with Volcanicity
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George Volcano Yes
