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==In Brief==
 
==In Brief==
  
Benedetto, also known as “Ben” or “That guy who really likes Boba Fett and Malon from Ocarina of Time”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a former pooper from way back in the day. And when I say “way back in the day”, we’re talkin’ circa 2008 or 2009. That’s back when Barack Obama had just been elected.  
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Benedetto, also known as “Ben”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a pooper who got his start way back in the day. And when I say “way back in the day”, we’re talkin’ circa 2008. He was also on the Writing Staff from April 2015 until he retired from it in May 2017.
  
For some reason, Benedetto was also made a member of the Writing Staff in 2015. How he pulled that one over on them remains a mystery. Maybe they felt sorry for him?
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==History==
  
==History==
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Ben actually made YTPs way back when the medium was still kinda new. He was also on the forum under a different account for a while, and disappeared around 2009 for personal reasons. Since then, he wants nothing to do with that particular chapter in his internet life. It’s kind of embarrassing.
  
Benedetto, henceforth referred to as “Ben” because I’m tired of typing his full name out, actually made YTPs way back when the medium was still kinda new. He was also on the forum under a different account for a while, and disappeared around 2009 for personal reasons. Since then, he wants nothing to do with that particular chapter in his internet life. It’s kind of embarrassing.  
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When Ben started making videos, he wasn't particularly good or well-known as a pooper, because many, if not most of his videos were fad-related. The few proper YTPs that he did make (maybe 5, depending on how generous your use of the term YTP is) were nothing to write home about, with plenty of mediocre editing and unoriginal humor. His videos have long since been deleted from YouTube, along with the account that originally posted them. Don't feel too bad. You aren’t missing much.
  
Now, Ben was never particularly good or popular as a pooper, as many, if not most of his videos were fad-related. The few actual YTPs that he did make (4 or so, depending on how generous your use of the term YTP is) were nothing to write home about and have long since been deleted from YouTube, along with the account that originally posted them. You aren’t missing much.
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After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December of 2012. At first, he posted little and was an unfunny chucklehead. Since then, he had a stint on the Writing Staff for about 2 years, participated in several Secret Santa projects, and is marginally more recognizable on the forum. But he’s still an unfunny chucklehead.
  
After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December 2012. At first, he posted little and was an unfunny chucklehead. Since then, he has joined the Writing Staff, participated in several Secret Santa projects, and is marginally more recognizable on the forum. But he’s still an unfunny chucklehead.
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In April 2017, he came out of retirement and made a YTP for the first time in years.  
  
He currently has no plans to make any more YouTube Poops, thankfully.
 
 
 
 
[[File:BenPopcorn.png|200px|thumb|right|Possible photograph of Ben.]]
 
[[File:BenPopcorn.png|200px|thumb|right|Possible photograph of Ben.]]
  
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/116728-007-retrospective-the-living-daylights/ 007 Retrospective: The Living Daylights]
 
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/116728-007-retrospective-the-living-daylights/ 007 Retrospective: The Living Daylights]
 
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117013-007-retrospective-tomorrow-never-dies/ 007 Retrospective: Tomorrow Never Dies]
 
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117013-007-retrospective-tomorrow-never-dies/ 007 Retrospective: Tomorrow Never Dies]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117280-youchews-the-best-of-the-year-2014/ YouChew's the Best of the Year - 2014]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117449-007-retrospective-quantum-of-solace/ 007 Retrospective: Quantum of Solace]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/117843-review-star-wars-the-old-republic/ Review: Star Wars: The Old Republic]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/118086-review-lord-of-the-rings-online/ Review: Lord of the Rings Online]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/118388-terminator-retrospective-part-1/ Terminator Retrospective (Part 1)]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/118601-terminator-retrospective-part-2/ Terminator Retrospective (Part 2)]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/118729-terminator-retrospective-part-3/ Terminator Retrospective (Part 3)]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/118878-terminator-retrospective-part-4/ Terminator Retrospective (Part 4)]
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*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/topic/119009-terminator-retrospective-part-5/ Terminator Retrospective (Part 5)]
  
 
==Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)==
 
==Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)==
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*He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets.
 
*He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets.
 
*For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: [[Yoshit]] and [[Essemkay]]). He will also point ''this'' out every chance he gets.  
 
*For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: [[Yoshit]] and [[Essemkay]]). He will also point ''this'' out every chance he gets.  
*Most people on the forum don't know what he looks like, as he’s never posted a photo of himself there. Rumors suggest that he’s actually just a popcorn machine.
 
*Ben is going to college and wants to be an accountant someday. This makes perfect sense considering that some of his favorite things include writing, sleeping in, following politics, Christian Apologetics, drinking coffee, and [[American Football]].
 
*He made a habit of using Boba Fett avatars for quite a while, but stopped and began using Malon from Ocarina of Time instead. So what if she doesn’t have a jet pack? She works on a ranch.
 
 
*From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him.
 
*From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him.
 
*You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong.
 
*You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong.
*In 2016, he started playing [[Team Fortress 2]] because he thought that that’s what all the cool people were doing. Joke’s on him, because that game came out almost 9 years ago. He’s late to the party, and not in a “fashionably late” kind of way. More like a “where have you been?” kind of way.
 
 
*He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with.
 
*He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with.
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==Likes==
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*Coffee
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*Sleeping in
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*Christian Metal
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*[[American Football]]
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*Malon
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*Writing
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*Drawing
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==Dislikes==
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*Ask him.
  
 
==Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)==
 
==Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)==
 
*[[Biodegradable]]
 
*[[Biodegradable]]
*[[Crazy Luigi]]
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*[[Dark Fox]]
*[[Dark Fox]] (AKA Dork Fax)
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*[[LaVie_CestLol]]
*[[DiscoGlacier]]
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*[[ravinrabbid123]]
 
*[[ReaderGamerSinger]]
 
*[[ReaderGamerSinger]]
*[[TVBPoop]]
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*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[UltraJooshFunStuff]]
 
*[[UltraJooshFunStuff]]
 
*[[Waymu]]
 
*[[Waymu]]
*There are others. Maybe.
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*[[zacheatscrackers]]
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*(Add yourself if you care to.)
  
 
==Links==
 
==Links==
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1hL16eHPrur7VudxMhrdg YouTube Profile]
 
*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1hL16eHPrur7VudxMhrdg YouTube Profile]
 
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/15587-benedetto/ YouChew Profile]
 
*[http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?/profile/15587-benedetto/ YouChew Profile]
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*[http://steamcommunity.com/id/thebenedetto/ Steam Profile]

Latest revision as of 00:24, 11 July 2018

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
COOL STORY, BRO.   Benedetto was a former major contributor to YouChew's news page.

In Brief[edit]

Benedetto, also known as “Ben”, is a member of the prestigious YouChew Forums and a pooper who got his start way back in the day. And when I say “way back in the day”, we’re talkin’ circa 2008. He was also on the Writing Staff from April 2015 until he retired from it in May 2017.

History[edit]

Ben actually made YTPs way back when the medium was still kinda new. He was also on the forum under a different account for a while, and disappeared around 2009 for personal reasons. Since then, he wants nothing to do with that particular chapter in his internet life. It’s kind of embarrassing.

When Ben started making videos, he wasn't particularly good or well-known as a pooper, because many, if not most of his videos were fad-related. The few proper YTPs that he did make (maybe 5, depending on how generous your use of the term YTP is) were nothing to write home about, with plenty of mediocre editing and unoriginal humor. His videos have long since been deleted from YouTube, along with the account that originally posted them. Don't feel too bad. You aren’t missing much.

After a hiatus for several years, Ben returned to the forums in late December of 2012. At first, he posted little and was an unfunny chucklehead. Since then, he had a stint on the Writing Staff for about 2 years, participated in several Secret Santa projects, and is marginally more recognizable on the forum. But he’s still an unfunny chucklehead.

In April 2017, he came out of retirement and made a YTP for the first time in years.

Possible photograph of Ben.

Articles[edit]

Trivia (Things that you probably don't care about)[edit]

  • Ben is a Protestant Christian, albeit a deeply imperfect one.
  • He’s from Texas, and he will point that out every chance he gets.
  • For a time, he was in the United States Navy (see also: Yoshit and Essemkay). He will also point this out every chance he gets.
  • From what is known, he’s the biggest fan of the Texas Longhorns on the entire forum. Anyone who says otherwise has never met him.
  • You’re most likely to find him in the Forum Games, Off Topic, or Art & Images sections. If you see him in any of the YTP sections, alert the mods, because something is wrong.
  • He’s the worst Cards Against Humanity Card Czar you will ever play with.

Likes[edit]

Dislikes[edit]

  • Ask him.

Associates (AKA people that seem to put up with him)[edit]

Links[edit]