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Latest revision as of 23:00, 28 June 2016
The Volvic advertisements were part of a campaign in 2007 to sell Volvic bottled water in addition to the new Volvic Revive product. The campaign spawned six TV commercials, however only four were broadcast, the other two sucked. A recent campaign set up by Volvic is the "14 Day Challenge", in which Frenchmen are ordered to gulp down 1.5 Litres of Volvic shit for 14 days in a row. Most people who have attempted this have ended up committing suicide. Fact.
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With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops
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Tyrannosaurus Alan Roar, what you doing Mr Volcano?
George Volcano Hello Tyrannosaurus Alan. I'm filling my water with volcanicity
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George Volcano Come on world, I'll have you for breakfast.
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Tyrannosaurus Alan George, you still filling your water with volcanicity?
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George Volcano And making it tasty for the ladies!
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George Volcano I'm the daddy now!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan I've only got a brain the size of a pea!
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George Volcano How do you do it Alan? Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic Revive? It's got Ginseng and Guarana and will help keep you alert!
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Tyrannosaurus Alan Yes I do. Now, I'm off to eat someones parents.
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George Volcano Well done to revive!
Announcer Volcano filtered so it fills you with Volcanicity
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George Volcano Yes
