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==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops== | ==The Power Glove In YouTube Poops== | ||
| − | The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a [[Falcon Punch]] (or if you're [[Captain Falcon]], it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a [[Edsel|car]]; makes you defeat | + | The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a [[Falcon Punch]] (or if you're [[Captain Falcon]], it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a [[Edsel|car]]; makes you defeat Freddy Krueger (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey [[you]] as if you were a God. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives. |
==Owners of Good Power Gloves== | ==Owners of Good Power Gloves== | ||
*Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]]) | *Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". ([[Nostalgia Critic|LUCAS! Darling!...]]) | ||
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only <s>in his dreams</s> when he least expects it.) | *[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (But only <s>in his dreams</s> when he least expects it.) | ||
| − | * | + | *Freddy Krueger (Hey, you forgot about ''his'' Power Glove!) |
*[[Zelda]] | *[[Zelda]] | ||
*[[Link]] | *[[Link]] | ||
*<s>[[The Nostalgia Critic]]</s> (Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.) | *<s>[[The Nostalgia Critic]]</s> (Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.) | ||
| + | *Randy Savage | ||
*It's Glover | *It's Glover | ||
*Master Hand | *Master Hand | ||
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==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves== | ==Owners of Shitty Power Gloves== | ||
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] | *[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] | ||
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*Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games. | *Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games. | ||
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
[[Category:Internet Memes]] | [[Category:Internet Memes]] | ||
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[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1989]] | [[Category:Sources - Produced in 1989]] | ||
[[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]] | [[Category:Nintendo Entertainment System]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:38, 15 November 2019
"I love the Power Glove! It's so bad!" - Lucas Barton of "The Wizard" stating the obvious.
The Power Glove was a Famicom/NES add-on made in the '80s that allowed you to play your Famicom/NES games with motion controls, which would later be done again, in a better way. It was supposed to have been a great add-on that would make it seem like it was the greatest thing we've ever seen in our lives! Hell, it was actually shown in a movie in a positive light before it was released (which also happened for Super Mario Bros. 3 as well). Unfortunately for us, it ended up being one of the worst peripherals of all time, if not the worst. But that's only for real life; let's see what it's like in the YouTube Poop universe.
The Power Glove In YouTube Poops[edit]
The Power Glove is where it's true power is shown. It makes your punches as powerful as a Falcon Punch (or if you're Captain Falcon, it doubles the power of it); makes you drive like a pimp, even without a car; makes you defeat Freddy Krueger (in both the dream world and the real world); helps kill people in video games; and makes people obey you as if you were a God. Also, the legends before it being released stated that is was indeed the raddest thing we've ever seen in our lives.
Owners of Good Power Gloves[edit]
- Lucas Barton from "The Wizard". (LUCAS! Darling!...)
- The Angry Video Game Nerd (But only
in his dreamswhen he least expects it.) - Freddy Krueger (Hey, you forgot about his Power Glove!)
- Zelda
- Link
The Nostalgia Critic(Actually, he doesn't own it; he just praises it when Lucas uses it.)- Randy Savage
- It's Glover
- Master Hand
Owners of Shitty Power Gloves[edit]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd
- TheSpoonyOne
- Most NES/Famicom owners. Of course, they must have traded-in their power gloves for other NES/Famicom games.
Trivia[edit]
- The AVGN once landed the plane in Top Gun and beat Dark/Shadow Link in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link with the Power Glove. In fact, on the second one, he was giving a speech about how good, yet impossibly hard Zelda II was while inadvertantly defeating the final boss and seeing its ending. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
