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|caption=His avatar of Judy from "The IT Crowd", edited to look more like an old man from long ago.
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|caption=CUTE DINNER
 
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|nationality=USA
 
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==In Brief==
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= In Breif =  
Superkoffee was an absurd pooper known for his ridiculous attitudes and crazy YouTube Poops.  
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Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...
==History==
 
  
<!-- How this person discovered Youtube Poop; the who, what, where, when, why, how. Also add initial ideas about the genre and how they've matured. Add a description of their current activities and notable things that happened to them. -->
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Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!
Koffee had an initial interest in solo YTPs, and then later moved on to go against many people in tennis matches such as TheChutley and MycroProcessor. With Final Cut Pro, he made a variety of slow and fast paced poops. To this today, he is still seen has the goofball troublemaker of this community.  
 
  
===Koffee's Story===
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=History=
  
Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[cum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to be, TURNING INTO, "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark Saas of Koffee, and it is very HOT!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Kofffee uses his [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people on the magical land of macdonalds, also known as CUMCUMCUCUCCUCNC, also known as Youchewpoopy. It is a GOOD web, full of spiders, and spediers, and speeddiser, nasdjsd.
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Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of [[shit|SHIS]], and everlasting [[kum|kumquats]]. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...
[[yes|Please. Feel it. Do it.]] Now. And have a [[good]] time party rockin mmm GOOD. Coca-cola-coal-claoc-lcoalco-cloalc Local news 5 a man is caught robbin a CUTE [[Booze|LIQUOR]] STORY off [[dinner]]. The man was, in fact, you. No, it's not lol the chill grill was kofff's first job, and it was FULL OF CUTE red hot chili peppers peerpers peee poop yucky peeeee pooooooooo diner. please rate/comment/sub.  
 
===First poop seen===
 
Koffee saw very related Garry's Mod videos on YouTube years back before, finding people like Kortez3000, and became interested in this brand of video.
 
===First poop made===
 
  
''What happens when the scout gets his pills'', a very odd, short, Garry's Mod video from long ago.
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Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.
  
==Style==
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Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as [[GameBop|GameBop]], [[BSP666c|BSP666c]], [[MycroProcessor|Mycroprocessor]] and more.
  
Koffee's style is shaped by his tennis matches, and they are similar to that of DanielRadcliffe777, constantly confusing and acid tripping footage.
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He found a [[gun]] to TERRORIZE people with at [[Ronald McDonald|McDonalds]]. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.
  
===Preferred Sources===
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Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.
* Phoenix Weight
 
* Earthbound
 
* All That
 
* Jimmy Neutron
 
* Jack Black
 
  
===Preferred Methods===
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What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee] still exists, as well as [https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee] which has been inactive for 10 months.
* Ear Rape
 
* Stutter Loop
 
* Sentence Mixing
 
* Scrambling
 
* Masking
 
* Acid Trip
 
  
===Preferred Software===
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=First Poop Seen=
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[http://www.youtube.com| Unknown]
  
* Final Cut Pro
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=First Poop Made=
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Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's
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{{vid|PuW4an-mTQY}}
  
===Likes===
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=Reception=
* Goofing around, great YTPs, having fun in Source games on Steam.
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*Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.
  
===Dislikes===
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=Preferred Software=
* Waxonator
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*Final Cut Pro
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*Photoshop
  
==Reception==
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=Trivia=
* Known for his childish remarks and outlooks he has been subject to ridicule and parody on forums, however, his tennis matches and the like have been praised for their very normal-paced, and then later fast-paced, and unusual style.  
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* He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
<!--===Criticism===-->
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* He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self-admitted problems-->
 
  
===Achievements===
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=Links=
<!-- the creation of notable poops or fads plus critical achievements based upon positive feedback from comments, high viewer counts, etc.-->
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee LeSuperKoffee]
* One Thousand Subscribers on his LeSuperKoffee account.
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*[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymkNRuInHk18DKkxys9Kwg superk0ffee]
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<!--===In Real Life===-->
 
<!-- Friends and/or relatives-->
 
<!--===Online===-->
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
 
<!--===Influences===-->
 
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===Fans===
 
* Thatcomputerperson
 
* Austrock
 
* Baycun
 
<!--==Poop Listing==-->
 
<!--YOU CAN ADD YOUR POOPS HERE IF YOU WISH-->
 
 
<!--==Other Information==-->
 
<!-- Other stuff that may be of interest -->
 
===Trivia===
 
* He is one of the only Final Cut Pro users in this YTP community.
 
* HE USED THE INNNNNNTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
 
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH
 
*AND he changed.
 
*NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
**GEUSS NOT???????????????????????????????????????????????
 
*HE MADE THE REVOLUTIONARY CORNERED CARL YTPMV [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDtGrSBaXY WATCH IT TODAY]
 
  "It was pretty fucking sick. What can I say? I love a good croissant." - Superchops
 
*He has five butts
 
 
 
===Links===
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/LeSuperKoffee SuperKoffee's Current YouTube Poop Account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/SuperK0ffee SuperKoffee's Older YouTube Poop Account]
 

Latest revision as of 14:22, 17 April 2016

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In Breif[edit]

Superkoffee liked to have friends. He was still in school at the time of his youtube debut. He was also a fan of the Zelda series, and you'll find he quickly get along with anyone who's username appears to be from the series...

Koffee likes salad. Which kind of salad, he has never actually told anyone. It is a secret from everyone. It's True!!

History[edit]

Once upon a DINNER, there was a MAGICal LaND full of SHIS, and everlasting kumquats. Enjoying his life he decided to become "Rude Man." "Rude Man" is the Dark sideof Koffee, and it is very HOT, according to himself. It's debatable as to the meaning of the word hot: It is assumed by some that this means either temperature wise, or attraction wise...

Superkoffee joined the Youchew forums on August 5, 2009. He had created 10 videos prior to joining and the following day posted his YTPMV, "John Scherer for 10$" the following day.

Superkoffee was an active youtube poop tennis player during his time on youchew, playing against such other notable tennis players such as GameBop, BSP666c, Mycroprocessor and more.

He found a gun to TERRORIZE people with at McDonalds. While in the guise of Rude Man, he would sometimes call himself Youchewpoopy. He would then force the people at McDonalds to dance day and night for three days until the creation of Majora's Mask was completed, or something to that effect. He was eventually driven out by Ronald Mcdonald who sealed away the mask in hopes that no one would ever be able to use it's evil powers.

Koffee wishes he would go to Hyrule Castle. The real one. He keeps ending up in the CD-I version though since he is bad with directions. This has occasionally lead him to randomly attack youchew until he was exiled from the forums. He was banned on October 11, 2011, although he appears to have still managed to be active on his account until February 10, 2012.

What became of Superkoffee from this point on remains a mystery, but the youtube account superk0ffee still exists, as well as LeSuperKoffee which has been inactive for 10 months.

First Poop Seen[edit]

Unknown

First Poop Made[edit]

Youtube Poop "Computer's Computer's is's Broken's

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Reception[edit]

  • Considered a good YTPMV player, though his maturity was not on par with the Forum standards.

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Final Cut Pro
  • Photoshop

Trivia[edit]

  • He was banned from the forum for constant spam.
  • He is most proud of a Cornered Carl YTPMV he made. WATCH IT TODAY

Links[edit]