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*We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | *We also have a special slogan saying that "'''everything's''' bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true! | ||
*We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | *We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other. | ||
| − | *The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW! | + | *The Texas Rangers are going to the [[Baseball|World Series]]! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! <s>And they are going to play against the [[California|San Francisco Giants]] in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!</s> They lost. Dagnabit! |
[[Category:Places]] | [[Category:Places]] | ||
[[Category:States]] | [[Category:States]] | ||
Revision as of 20:28, 1 November 2010
The State Seal of Texas
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
- Patrick: ...Stupid?!
- SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
- Patrick: What's the difference!?
Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively. 'Dem crafty bastards.
It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot. Yee-haw!
Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas
- Hank Hill (The star quarterback for Arlen High School and grandiose propane salesman.)
- Sandy Cheeks (We kindly thank her sheriff soul for banning racist sponges and starfishes. We truly owe her a grand honor.)
- The Engineer (The greatest engineer we've seen in this side of Texas...wait.)
- Dr. Rabbit
- TheHappyFungus
- 1upclock
- George W. Bush (Our great country's 43 president of these United States.)
- Scott Porter
- Todd Haberkorn
- Clay
- Lyndon B. Johnson
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (Was born in Denison, TX, although he grew-up in Kansas, spent most of his life in the Army, then retired to Gettysburg, PA.)
- Peppy Hare
- Ronald McDonald (He makes random appearances in a McDonalds that's found in Dallas.)
Trivia
- We was once our own country.
- Our cows, as well as steaks, are well known by us.
- We has our own breed of cow, too, the Texas Longhorn. Coincidentally, one of our college team names are the Texas Longhorns. Ain't that a funny coincidink?
- Texas is a state known for its BBQ.
- The world's largest helium well is located in Texas.
- We have always voted Republican in elections since 1980.
- Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
- The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
- Their state flag looks like they ripped a part of the U.S.A.'s flag out, increased its size, and then called it a day. Despite this look, they have one of the more popular state flags around.
- Interestingly, the building that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK ended up becoming a museum for John F. Kennedy and his strange murder case.
- Contrary to popular belief, the Alamo was originally a mission that was founded by Indians. It wasn't until the late 18th century that it became a fort-like building.
- We also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
- We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
- The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series! The Texas Rangers are going to the World Series!
And they are going to play against the San Francisco Giants in order to try and win it. YEE-HAAW!They lost. Dagnabit!
