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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to [[Japanese]], [[America]]ns, [[Korea]]ns (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the [[China|Chinese]] (to the point of [[Illegal|piracy]], in fact), and the [[Taiwan]]ese. Some random [[:Category:Europeans|Europeans]] disagreed. but were promptly [[Die|torn limb from limb]], skewered, and [[Delicious|eaten]].  
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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to [[Japanese]], [[America]]ns, [[Korea]]ns (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the [[China|Chinese]] (to the point of [[Illegal|piracy]], in fact), and the [[Taiwan]]ese. Some random [[:Category:Europeans|Europeans]] disagreed, but were promptly [[Die|torn limb from limb]], skewered, and [[Delicious|eaten]].  
  
 
It's been indefinitely doing better than [[SEGA]]...    [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]]
 
It's been indefinitely doing better than [[SEGA]]...    [[Image: 150px-Nintendo.svg.png|thumb|*Coin sound*]]

Revision as of 21:39, 17 May 2010

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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese, Americans, Koreans (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the Chinese (to the point of piracy, in fact), and the Taiwanese. Some random Europeans disagreed, but were promptly torn limb from limb, skewered, and eaten.

It's been indefinitely doing better than SEGA...

*Coin sound*

Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards.

Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as Capcom, Konami, Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even Namco.) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console.

Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....

Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games will be able to fit on one disc for the Wii. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Games & Series Made/Published By Nintendo

  • Super Mario Bros.
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Metroid
  • Metroid Prime Trilogy
  • Kirby
  • Pokémon
  • Elite Beat Agents/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
  • Rhythm Heaven
  • Fire Emblem
  • Earthbound/Mother
  • Nintendogs
  • Brain Age
  • Wii Sports/Sports Resort/Music/Fit/Fit Plus/Play/Chess
  • Big Brain Academy
  • Punch-Out!!
  • The Legendary Sta(r)fy (A Japanese only series. A formerly Japanese only series that finally found a way to come to the U.S.A. and Europe with their recent game.)
  • Donkey Kong (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rareware.)
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • Professor Layton
  • F-Zero
  • Star Fox
  • The Game & Watch Series
  • Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (Seriously, they actually made this.)
  • Mickey & Donald (They also did this too.)
  • Chibi-Robo
  • Trace Memory
  • Animal Crossing
  • Wario Ware (Series)
  • Wario Land (Series)
  • Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (Seriously, they actually published a horror game once.)
  • Geist (They also made a FPS that tried to become a "Halo Killer", but it failed miserably.)
  • 1080° Snowboarding
  • Wave Race

Systems Released by Nintendo

  • Colour TV Game 6 (1977 {Japan only})
  • Colour TV Game 15 (1978 {Japan only})
  • Racing Wheel 112 (1978 {Japan only})
  • Colour TV Game Block Breaker (1979 {Japan only})
  • Computer TV Game (19xx {Japan only})
  • The Game & Watch series of LCD games (1980-1989)
  • Family Computer/Nintendo Entertainment System/Hyundai Comboy (JP:1983/US:1985/Can:1986/Eur:1987/Korea:1989)
    • Famicom Disk System (1986 {Japan only})
  • Game Boy (1989/1990)
  • Super Famicom/Super NES/Super Comboy (1990/1991/1992)
  • Game Boy Pocket (1996)
  • Nintendo 64 (1996)
  • Game Boy Light (1998 {Japan only})
  • Game Boy Colour (1998)
  • Game Boy Advance (2000)
  • Nintendo Gamecube (2001)
  • Game Boy Advance SP (2003)
  • Nintendo DS (2004)
  • Nintendo DS Lite (2006)
  • Nintendo Wii (2006)
  • Nintendo DSi (2008/2009)
  • Nintendo DSi LL/Nintendo DSi XL (2009/2010)
  • Nintendo 3DS (2011) [No, really.]