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Nintendo is the greatest video gaming company of all time to Japanese, Americans, Koreans (unless reminded that Nintendo is Japanese), the Chinese (to the point of piracy, in fact), and the Taiwanese (Some random Europeans disagreed. They were promptly torn limb from limb, skewered, and eaten). It's been indefinitely doing better than SEGA...

*Coin sound*

Also, they've been around for over 100 years, although in their older days, they used to make Hanafuda cards.

Nintendo despite having loved franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Pokémon and others is also a company very known for their shady practices. One is that in the mid 80s, they forced most of the leading publishers and developers (such as Capcom, Konami, Technos, Atari/Tengen, and even Namco.) to sign a vicious contract that won't allow them to develop on any other console.

Then again they did make Super Mario Bros. 3 and Punch-Out!!, so yeah....

Oh, and they also recently announced that all three of the Metroid Prime games will be able to fit on one disc for the Wii. This recently announced game will be called Metroid Prime Trilogy.

Games & Series Made/Published By Nintendo

  • Super Mario Bros.
  • The Legend of Zelda
  • Metroid
  • Metroid Prime Trilogy
  • Kirby
  • Pokémon
  • Elite Beat Agents/Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan!
  • Rhythm Heaven
  • Fire Emblem
  • Earthbound/Mother
  • Nintendogs
  • Brain Age
  • Wii Sports/Sports Resort/Music/Fit/Fit Plus/Play/Chess
  • Big Brain Academy
  • Punch-Out!!
  • The Legendary Sta(r)fy (A Japanese only series. A formerly Japanese only series that finally found a way to come to the U.S.A. and Europe with their recent game.)
  • Donkey Kong (Despite owning the character, most DK games are developed by different companies, such as Paon or Rareware.)
  • Super Smash Bros.
  • Professor Layton
  • F-Zero
  • Star Fox
  • The Game & Watch Series
  • Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (Seriously, they actually made this.)
  • Mickey & Donald (They also did this too.)
  • Chibi-Robo
  • Trace Memory
  • Animal Crossing
  • Wario Ware (Series)
  • Wario Land (Series)
  • Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (Seriously, they actually published a horror game once.)
  • Geist (They also made a FPS that tried to become a "Halo Killer", but it failed miserably.)
  • 1080° Snowboarding
  • Wave Race