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*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | *Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | ||
*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems. | *He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems. | ||
| − | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was | + | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hung at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. |
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | ||
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | *Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | ||
Revision as of 02:52, 28 December 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa (B. 1973) is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Bully
- He is a poseur
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours
- Humping football players
- Raping the floor
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over
Trivia
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hung at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Kootie Pie having sex with Castonova Koopa, he is currently in therapy because of it.
- His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
Dislikes
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Lemmy
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- Jews
- Non-aryans
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
Liked By
- King Koopa
- Ludwig
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- The National Social German Worker's Party
- Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Disliked By
- Let's just say everyone and call it a day
Memorable Quotes
- IYAAAAAAAARGH!
- AT LAST! My time has CUM!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- ...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
- Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
