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*[[Illegal|Child Pornography]] | *[[Illegal|Child Pornography]] | ||
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | ||
| + | *Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed. | ||
*[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]]. | *[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]]. | ||
| − | *Yelling out ''"You Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. | + | *Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people. |
*Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]] | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]] | ||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
| − | *[[Lex Luthor]] ( | + | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!) |
*[[cum|Gum]] | *[[cum|Gum]] | ||
| − | *[[Sonic]] ( | + | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.) |
*[[Xavier]] | *[[Xavier]] | ||
*[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]] | *[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]] | ||
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== Liked By == | == Liked By == | ||
| − | *[[M. Bison]] ( | + | *[[M. Bison]] (Claims that his candy is [[DELICIOUS]]!) |
*Pedobear | *Pedobear | ||
== Disliked By == | == Disliked By == | ||
*[[Lex Luthor]] | *[[Lex Luthor]] | ||
| − | *[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]]) | + | *[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]].) |
*[[Phoenix Wright]] | *[[Phoenix Wright]] | ||
*Hershey's | *Hershey's | ||
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*Cadbury | *Cadbury | ||
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | *[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]] | ||
| − | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO | + | *The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO. |
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[[Category: Pedophiles]] | [[Category: Pedophiles]] | ||
Revision as of 21:43, 6 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Willy Wonka is a crazy pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia.
Likes
- Sex With Children.
- Candy
- Child Pornography
- Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
- Making sure people get mindfucked.
- Wonking his willy.
- Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" and "You Lose!" to random people.
- Looking like a cross between Marilyn Manson and the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.
Dislikes
- Lex Luthor (Says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
- Gum
- Sonic (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
- Xavier
- Xavier: Renegade Angel
- Woody (His mission is to kill Buzz Lightyear, and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
- Oompa Loompa Unions
- Heaven
- Jesus Christ
- Rick Astley
Liked By
Disliked By
- Lex Luthor
- The King (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their dinner.)
- Phoenix Wright
- Hershey's
- Reese's
- Cadbury
- Rick Astley
- The Money you could be saving with GEICO.
