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*"[[Fuck]] [[You]] [[Philadelphia|Baltimore!]]" | *"[[Fuck]] [[You]] [[Philadelphia|Baltimore!]]" | ||
| − | *"If you're [[retard|dumb]] [[enough]] to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough | + | *"If you're [[retard|dumb]] [[enough]] to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to [[cum|come]] to Big Bill [[Hell]]'s Cars." |
| − | *"Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! | + | *"Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!!" |
| + | *If you think that you're gonna find a bargain... | ||
| + | *You can kiss my [[ass]]! | ||
*"It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that you'll fall for this bullshit! Guarenteed!" | *"It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that you'll fall for this bullshit! Guarenteed!" | ||
| + | *Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's! | ||
| + | *Home of challenge pissing! That's right! Challenge pissing! | ||
| + | *ow does it work? If you can piss 6 feet straight in the air and not get wet, you get no down payment. | ||
| + | *Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! | ||
| + | *That's right! We'll fuck your wife! | ||
*"[[You]]'re [[fuck]]ed six way to Sunday!" | *"[[You]]'re [[fuck]]ed six way to Sunday!" | ||
*"Hurry up, [[ass]]hole!" | *"Hurry up, [[ass]]hole!" | ||
| + | *Don't [[fuck]] with us, or [[Wii|we]]'ll rip your [[Balls|nuts]] off! | ||
Revision as of 15:43, 16 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
IF YOU'RE DUMB TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS.
A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by Boogidyboo in Toys Gone Wild.
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Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in Baltimore, Maryland. It is the dealer where King Harkinian bought his AMC Pacer used in 1980, which he bought to run to Morshu's Dinner Palace, without consuming a lot of fuel. It is also where Wario bought the Wario Car (after his Trans-Am was destroyed in 1986).
Quotes
- "Fuck You Baltimore!"
- "If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmutz to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars."
- "Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!!"
- If you think that you're gonna find a bargain...
- You can kiss my ass!
- "It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that you'll fall for this bullshit! Guarenteed!"
- Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's!
- Home of challenge pissing! That's right! Challenge pissing!
- ow does it work? If you can piss 6 feet straight in the air and not get wet, you get no down payment.
- Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her!
- That's right! We'll fuck your wife!
- "You're fucked six way to Sunday!"
- "Hurry up, asshole!"
- Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!
