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Bowser Jr. is [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child who has dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad doesn't disapprove of this. | Bowser Jr. is [[Bowser]]'s gay annoying child who has dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]. His dad doesn't disapprove of this. | ||
[[Image:TheJr.jpg |right|thumb|Almost as gay as [[Gay Luigi]]. Almost.]] | [[Image:TheJr.jpg |right|thumb|Almost as gay as [[Gay Luigi]]. Almost.]] | ||
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== Legal Issues== | == Legal Issues== | ||
*Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that [[Roy Koopa|Roy]] could possibly be his father. | *Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that [[Roy Koopa|Roy]] could possibly be his father. | ||
| − | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986 | + | *He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the car. |
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| + | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | ||
*Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued. | *Was also arrested for raping [[Tails]] in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but [[Sonic]] said that was "No Good", and sued. | ||
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*[[Me]] | *[[Me]] | ||
*Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] (and thats just because Morton suffers from autism), and [[Cheatsy|Larry]]. | *Bowser's REAL kids, [[Kooky|Ludwig]], [[Hip|Lemmy]], [[Roy Koopa|Roy]], [[Hop|Iggy]], [[Kootie Pie|Wendy]], [[Big Mouth|Morton]] (and thats just because Morton suffers from autism), and [[Cheatsy|Larry]]. | ||
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| + | == Death == | ||
| + | Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from [[The Pit]]. | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 18:54, 15 April 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. is Bowser's gay annoying child who has dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad doesn't disapprove of this.
Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.
Legal Issues
- Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father.
- He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the car.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.
First Seen
First used by
Likes
- Sexually harrasing people.
- Mama Luigi
- Penises
- Chad Warden
Dislikes
- Bowser
- You
- Me
- Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton (and thats just because Morton suffers from autism), and Larry.
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.
