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| + | '''Doctor Rabbit''' is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and [[Plaque Monsters|plaque monster]]. He also likes to put his [[cum]] into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance. | ||
| − | '' | + | From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a ''Dentist Office'' in the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people. |
| − | + | Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare. | |
| − | + | It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|some other sources]] have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. [[Keyburrito]] suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than [[Mama Luigi]], and [[Retard|he]] is currently leading an investigation into the matter. | |
| − | + | It has been confirmed that Doctor Rabbit can become more powerful than even [[God Luigi]]. Recently, he killed [[Carmen]] by turning into [[God Rabbit]]. | |
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| − | ==Upcoming | + | ==Upcoming tour== |
| − | + | Doctor Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Ms. Filkins]]. He is also said to be touring with M.C.R. | |
| − | He is also said to be touring with M.C.R. | + | |
| + | ==Legal issues== | ||
| + | [[Carmen]] of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by [[MetalAcid5|some random metalhead]] for breaking his video camera. | ||
| − | + | He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation. | |
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| − | + | His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated. | |
| − | He | + | ==Presidential run== |
| − | + | On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against [[Robotnik]]. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik. | |
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Revision as of 17:05, 10 December 2007
This article is filed under Characters.
Doctor Rabbit is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and plaque monster. He also likes to put his cum into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.
From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a Dentist Office in the Coney Island Disco Palace where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.
Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.
It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while some other sources have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. Keyburrito suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than Mama Luigi, and he is currently leading an investigation into the matter.
It has been confirmed that Doctor Rabbit can become more powerful than even God Luigi. Recently, he killed Carmen by turning into God Rabbit.
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Upcoming tour
Doctor Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside Mama Luigi and Ms. Filkins. He is also said to be touring with M.C.R.
Legal issues
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by some random metalhead for breaking his video camera.
He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.
His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.
Presidential run
On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against Robotnik. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.
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