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== What is it? ==
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[[Image:Hyrulemap.jpg|thumb|300px|right|[[Gwonam|Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?!]]]]
Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda]] series and is the second or third most retarded place you'll ever find in any video game or real life. The first more retarded place being the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]
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== What Is It? ==
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Hyrule is the kingdom in the [[Zelda|Legend of Zelda]] series. Rather expansive, it is ruled by the dastardly [[King Harkinian]] and is home to various locales including Kakariko Village, Lon Lon Ranch, Hyrule Castle, and Zora's Domain. There are a number of species and tribes within Hyrule; humans, Gorons, Zoras, the Sheikah, and <s>elves</s> Kokiri. Its direct counterpart is the doomed land of [[Majora's Mask|Termina]].
  
== Background ==
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The Zelda [[CD-i]] games only show Hyrule minimally in the opening and ending scenes, instead taking place in neighbouring kingdoms.
Hyrule was originally a secret military base that hid aliens, zombies,the F*cknut Named [[The Green Giant]] and other things inside. Also known by [[Glados]] [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a [[retard|retarded]] King [[cum|came]] by and got a boner and named it Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation.
 
  
== People that Actually live in this shitload==  
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== History ==
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Hyrule was originally a secret military base in a place formerly known as New Mexico that hid aliens, zombies, the Green Giant, and other things inside. Also known by [[GLaDOS]], [[Gordon Freeman]] and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a King [[cum|came]] by and named the base Jerry. This King was then assassinated by [[King Harkinian]] and he got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. During this he proceeded to colonize the nearby land. New Mexico was forced to relocate to the deserts of southwest North America, between Arizona and [[Texas]]. To this day New Mexico denies these allegations, but everyone knows it's true.
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Over the course of centuries Hyrule has been the victim of many natural and man/[[Ganon]]-made disasters. These include but are not limited to [[Ganon|hostile takeovers]], becoming shrouded in darkness, shrouded in [[Zant|twilight]], and flooding. Despite these, Hyrule has always pushed through the toughest of times, generally thanks to the efforts of [[Link|a young hero in a green skirt]] who keeps getting reincarnated.
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Hyrule is also very prone to erosion, and the [[map]]s of the land throughout its known existence are very inconsistent.
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== Hylians ==  
 
* [[Link]]
 
* [[Link]]
 
* [[Zelda]]
 
* [[Zelda]]
 
* [[King Harkinian]]
 
* [[King Harkinian]]
* [[Gwonam]]
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* [[Gwonam]] (Also has a summer home in [[Koridai]].)
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* [[Ganon]]
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* [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in [[Koridai]], however.)
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* [[Impa]]
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* [[Tingle]] - Traveling amateur cartographer and flamboyant [[Gay Luigi|homosexual]] extraordinaire.
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* Saria
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* The Zoras
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* The Gorons
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* [[Mario|Talon]]
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* [[Luigi|Ingo]]
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* [[Peach|Malon]]
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* Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the [[CD-i|Philips CD-i]] games.)
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== People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule ==
 
* [[Ganon]]
 
* [[Ganon]]
* [[Morshu]] (he owns a shop in Koridai, however.)
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* [[Ganon|Agahnim]]
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* [[Ganondorf]] ...Wait, all three of them are the same person.
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* [[Zant]]
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* Vaati
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* [[Dr. Robotnik]] - Tried to destroy its forests on the [[Robotnik Express]]. Distracted after he passed a [[KFC]].
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* [[Vegeta]] - But [[Goku]] stopped him.
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* [[Dr. Evil]] - Threatened to destroy it if he wasn't paid 100 rupees. Though he was paid, Dr. Evil soon discovered that 100 rupees is the equivalent of 10 dollars.
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* [[Megatron]] - Detected high traces of [[energon]] in the Fairy Fountains. But nobody was fooled by the presence of a gun in Hyrule and they had him burned.
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[[Category:CD-i]]
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[[Category:Places]]
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[[Category:Hyrule]]
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[[Category:Countries]]

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What Is It?[edit]

Hyrule is the kingdom in the Legend of Zelda series. Rather expansive, it is ruled by the dastardly King Harkinian and is home to various locales including Kakariko Village, Lon Lon Ranch, Hyrule Castle, and Zora's Domain. There are a number of species and tribes within Hyrule; humans, Gorons, Zoras, the Sheikah, and elves Kokiri. Its direct counterpart is the doomed land of Termina.

The Zelda CD-i games only show Hyrule minimally in the opening and ending scenes, instead taking place in neighbouring kingdoms.

History[edit]

Hyrule was originally a secret military base in a place formerly known as New Mexico that hid aliens, zombies, the Green Giant, and other things inside. Also known by GLaDOS, Gordon Freeman and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a King came by and named the base Jerry. This King was then assassinated by King Harkinian and he got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation. During this he proceeded to colonize the nearby land. New Mexico was forced to relocate to the deserts of southwest North America, between Arizona and Texas. To this day New Mexico denies these allegations, but everyone knows it's true.

Over the course of centuries Hyrule has been the victim of many natural and man/Ganon-made disasters. These include but are not limited to hostile takeovers, becoming shrouded in darkness, shrouded in twilight, and flooding. Despite these, Hyrule has always pushed through the toughest of times, generally thanks to the efforts of a young hero in a green skirt who keeps getting reincarnated.

Hyrule is also very prone to erosion, and the maps of the land throughout its known existence are very inconsistent.

Hylians[edit]

People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule[edit]

  • Ganon
  • Agahnim
  • Ganondorf ...Wait, all three of them are the same person.
  • Zant
  • Vaati
  • Dr. Robotnik - Tried to destroy its forests on the Robotnik Express. Distracted after he passed a KFC.
  • Vegeta - But Goku stopped him.
  • Dr. Evil - Threatened to destroy it if he wasn't paid 100 rupees. Though he was paid, Dr. Evil soon discovered that 100 rupees is the equivalent of 10 dollars.
  • Megatron - Detected high traces of energon in the Fairy Fountains. But nobody was fooled by the presence of a gun in Hyrule and they had him burned.