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{{CharBox | {{CharBox | ||
|name=Customer Service | |name=Customer Service | ||
| − | |image= | + | |image=Customer_service.PNG |
| − | |shows=Kirby | + | |shows=Kirby |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | | | + | |occupation=Spokesperson of '''N.M.E.''' |
| + | |dob={{Birth|1987}} | ||
| + | |cast=[[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Dan]] [[Knuckles the Echidna|Green]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | Customer Service is that purple guy with green hair and bronze sunshades who tries to sell MONSTAHS to [[King Dedede]], because that's what they do best at N.M.E. He is known for his overly-detailed art style, and his rude behavior: Some pranks he has pulled on Dedede include cutting communications while Dedede is talking mid sentence, sending him the wrong monster or | + | Customer Service is that purple guy with green hair and bronze sunshades who tries to sell MONSTAHS to [[King Dedede]], because that's what they do best at N.M.E. He is known for his overly-detailed art style, and his rude behavior: Some pranks he has pulled on Dedede include cutting communications while Dedede is talking mid sentence, sending him the wrong monster or something that isn't a monster at all (like a Plant Encyclopedia), not responding to Dedede when he talks, overcharging for monsters, or even just denying him service in general. |
==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
| + | Customer Service was created in 1987 from the same code as [[Max Headroom]]. He was created for N.M.E. as a low-cost solution to customer service. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*"How can I help [[you]], King Dedede?" | *"How can I help [[you]], King Dedede?" | ||
*"That's what we do best at N.M.E." | *"That's what we do best at N.M.E." | ||
| + | *"[[Fuck]] [[You]], [[King Dedede]]!" | ||
| + | *"I gotta say, D-man, you're lookin' fly today!" | ||
==Legal issues== | ==Legal issues== | ||
| − | In 1995, Customer Service was accused of threatening King Dedede with a chainsaw, claiming he wasn't | + | *In 1995, Customer Service was accused of threatening King Dedede with a chainsaw, claiming he wasn't afraid to [[DIE|slice him clean in half]]. Dedede sued for [[one]] [[Over 9000|million]] [[Two|billion]] trillion [[4|quadrillion]] [[Over 9000|quintillion hexillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion]] [[Money|dollars]]. [[Judge Guy from Best Hedgehog|The preceding judge]] decided against King Dedede due to [[Lickboot|Dedede's lawyer]] making a scene in court over money, and Customer Service counter-sued for the same amount. CS won, and still awaits his money. |
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| + | *In 1989, he was the subject of a lawsuit where N.M.E. was sued by Edison Carter and Network 23 over usage of his image. The judge ruled in favour of N.M.E., and Network 23 was forced to pay legal fees to N.M.E. | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*Torturing poor Dedede | *Torturing poor Dedede | ||
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*Paperweights | *Paperweights | ||
*Sunshades with the Roman numeral II embedded in the lenses | *Sunshades with the Roman numeral II embedded in the lenses | ||
| + | *[[Coca-Cola]] | ||
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*King Dedede | *King Dedede | ||
| + | *[[Max Headroom]] | ||
| + | |||
==Is Liked By== | ==Is Liked By== | ||
*No one in particular | *No one in particular | ||
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| + | [[Image:Max-headroom-new-coke2.jpg|frame|right|This is not Customer Service, though Customer Service was based off of him.]] | ||
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==Is Disliked By== | ==Is Disliked By== | ||
| − | *Dedede | + | *[[King Dedede]] |
| + | *[[Max Headroom]] | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *Is actually a short motherfucker. | ||
| + | *His butt chin has eaten an eraser, some coins and a shaver. | ||
| + | *His suit was bought from a thrift store. | ||
| + | *The green hair is from acid stains when he was 2 that somehow didn't burn off his hair. | ||
| + | *Went through plastic surgery. | ||
| + | *His brother is [[Max Headroom]], but they both hate each other. | ||
| + | *He is the Joker in an alternate dimension. | ||
| + | *For certain subgames in Kirby's M[[ass]] Attack, he and [[Escargoon]] both appear in them. This means they're finally moving on up towards being actual Kirby characters!! | ||
| + | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Kirby]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:51, 26 June 2014
This article is filed under Characters.Customer Service is that purple guy with green hair and bronze sunshades who tries to sell MONSTAHS to King Dedede, because that's what they do best at N.M.E. He is known for his overly-detailed art style, and his rude behavior: Some pranks he has pulled on Dedede include cutting communications while Dedede is talking mid sentence, sending him the wrong monster or something that isn't a monster at all (like a Plant Encyclopedia), not responding to Dedede when he talks, overcharging for monsters, or even just denying him service in general.
Biography[edit]
Customer Service was created in 1987 from the same code as Max Headroom. He was created for N.M.E. as a low-cost solution to customer service.
Quotes[edit]
- "How can I help you, King Dedede?"
- "That's what we do best at N.M.E."
- "Fuck You, King Dedede!"
- "I gotta say, D-man, you're lookin' fly today!"
Legal issues[edit]
- In 1995, Customer Service was accused of threatening King Dedede with a chainsaw, claiming he wasn't afraid to slice him clean in half. Dedede sued for one million billion trillion quadrillion quintillion hexillion septillion octillion nonillion decillion dollars. The preceding judge decided against King Dedede due to Dedede's lawyer making a scene in court over money, and Customer Service counter-sued for the same amount. CS won, and still awaits his money.
- In 1989, he was the subject of a lawsuit where N.M.E. was sued by Edison Carter and Network 23 over usage of his image. The judge ruled in favour of N.M.E., and Network 23 was forced to pay legal fees to N.M.E.
Likes[edit]
- Torturing poor Dedede
- Plant encyclopedias
- Paperweights
- Sunshades with the Roman numeral II embedded in the lenses
- Coca-Cola
Dislikes[edit]
- King Dedede
- Max Headroom
Is Liked By[edit]
- No one in particular
This is not Customer Service, though Customer Service was based off of him.
Is Disliked By[edit]
Trivia[edit]
- Is actually a short motherfucker.
- His butt chin has eaten an eraser, some coins and a shaver.
- His suit was bought from a thrift store.
- The green hair is from acid stains when he was 2 that somehow didn't burn off his hair.
- Went through plastic surgery.
- His brother is Max Headroom, but they both hate each other.
- He is the Joker in an alternate dimension.
- For certain subgames in Kirby's Mass Attack, he and Escargoon both appear in them. This means they're finally moving on up towards being actual Kirby characters!!
