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Xbox 360

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Revision as of 16:26, 30 September 2009 by Rakninja (talk | contribs) (i stubbed it, im not familliar enough with the categories to file it, perhaps tcategories:consoles needs to be made?)

The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by Microsoft, launched in 2005.

Unlike its competitors, the Nintendo Wii and the Playstation 3, the Xbox 360 has a large gay following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are.

The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of Super Robotnik Land.

The Red Ring of Death

One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all die. They have a special power code for when your Xbox 360 has officially died. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells you that you need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like Gaylo, Tears of War, Left 4 Dead, and other shit, including The Orange Box and Fallout 3. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy at least three different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, older consoles like the Atari 2600, the SNES, the Sega Genesis, and others have survived for 15+ years without breaking down at least once. If you do plan on buying an Xbox 360, make sure you plan on avoiding this as best as you possibly can, even though in the end, you will lose and they will win.