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==Career== | ==Career== | ||
| − | + | Her first appearance was in the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2. | |
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| + | She has appeared in every single Sonic game ever since, and every Sonic TV show (with the exception of Sonic Underground). | ||
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| + | [[Image:Tailsgoof.png|right|thumb|160px|The goof scene revealing her identity in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC! | *HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC! | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | + | *During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on. | |
| − | * | + | *She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years. |
| − | *Once | + | *Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time. |
| − | *Has a larger appetite for chili dogs than Sonic | + | *Loves rubbing [[TREE|TREES]] and easily forgets telephone numbers. |
| − | *Is paying over 9,000 dollars a month for Toilet Insurance. | + | *Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). |
| + | *She invented the Spindash. | ||
| + | *Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love. | ||
| + | *Has an evil clone known as [[Tails Doll]]. | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode. | ||
| + | *Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with [[MrDrunkenFox]]. | ||
| + | *Wants to stay up and masturbate. | ||
| + | *Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny. | ||
| + | *People think she's rape-able. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material. | ||
| + | *Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems. | ||
| + | *She was once [[Gay|gay]]-married to [[Krystal]] from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for [[Fox McCloud]], while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox). | ||
| + | *Is friends with Poison from ''Final Fight''. Neither is aware of the other's real gender. | ||
| + | *Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel. | ||
| + | *Owns an [[Macintosh|Apple Lisa]], which she initially didn't know how to use, causing her to yell at it, until [[Sonic]] explained how to use it. | ||
| + | **Interestingly, this Apple Lisa runs [[Windows]] XP with the classic theme, has full flash capability, and is connected to the internet. | ||
| + | *Is astraphobic, or, in other words, has a fear of lightning. | ||
| + | *Once ate mud on accident. | ||
| + | *Has a larger appetite for chili dogs than Sonic. | ||
| + | *Is paying over 9,000 dollars a month for Toilet Insurance. She mindlessly bought this expensive and pointless plan from [[Billy Mays]], and is trying to cancel it. | ||
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[[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[fat]]?!]] | [[Image:Fattails.jpg|frame|right|Who's [[fat]]?!]] | ||
[[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]] | [[Image:sidebar-tailssorry.jpg|thumb|left|Tails saying "I'm sorry" after damaging something.]] | ||
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| + | [[Category:Lesbians]] [[Category:Characters - Male]] | ||
[[Category:Foxes]] | [[Category:Foxes]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | [[Category:Comic Book Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Prostitutes]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Smash Bros.]] | ||
[[Category:Olympiads]] | [[Category:Olympiads]] | ||
[[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | [[Category:Race Car Drivers]] | ||
[[Category:Sega Characters]] | [[Category:Sega Characters]] | ||
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Revision as of 19:15, 28 December 2015
This article is filed under Characters.Miles "Tails" Proweris a two tailed fox to hang around with Sonic the Hedgehog and eat chili dogs.
Career
Her first appearance was in the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2.
She has appeared in every single Sonic game ever since, and every Sonic TV show (with the exception of Sonic Underground).
Quotes
- HEY, LOOK! IT'S SONIC!
- LOOK SONIC! IT'S SCRATCH AND GROUNDER!
- SHADOW, LOOK OUT!
- So how did you know that the emerald was a fake? (Because you just told him.)
- That's Astronaut Tails to you, Sonic!
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Tails and Grounder share a smoke.
Trivia
- During Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, she took drugs when the "REAL PARENTS" scene came on.
- She was voted No.1 character in Japan for 9 years.
- Her catchphrase was "SONIC!" due to that she loved him at the time.
- Loves rubbing TREES and easily forgets telephone numbers.
- Has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder).
- She invented the Spindash.
- Once touched Sera the Cat Girl's breasts for love.
- Has an evil clone known as Tails Doll.
- Dr. Robotnik shoved a toilet plunger up her ass in an underrated episode.
- Easily confused with another Miles "Tails" Prower who is rumored to be friends with MrDrunkenFox.
- Wants to stay up and masturbate.
- Usually humps a T.V. when she's horny.
- People think she's rape-able. It has been confirmed in a compilation of videos from the older Sonic games called "Tails Abuse" and other material.
- Suffers from major indigestion and stomach problems.
- She was once gay-married to Krystal from the Star Fox series (post-Star Fox 64 days). Unfortunately for her, she got divorced in 2009 when both Tails and Krystal found out that they were cheating on each other (Krystal was cheating on Tails for Fox McCloud, while Tails was cheating on Krystal for Fiona Fox).
- Is friends with Poison from Final Fight. Neither is aware of the other's real gender.
- Hates Nintendo Power editor Chris Hoffman because he thinks (s)he's a mutant squirrel.
- Owns an Apple Lisa, which she initially didn't know how to use, causing her to yell at it, until Sonic explained how to use it.
- Interestingly, this Apple Lisa runs Windows XP with the classic theme, has full flash capability, and is connected to the internet.
- Is astraphobic, or, in other words, has a fear of lightning.
- Once ate mud on accident.
- Has a larger appetite for chili dogs than Sonic.
- Is paying over 9,000 dollars a month for Toilet Insurance. She mindlessly bought this expensive and pointless plan from Billy Mays, and is trying to cancel it.
Who's fat?!
