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Nowadays, it is the most well known brand on earth, and is the greatest in [[Koridai]].
 
Nowadays, it is the most well known brand on earth, and is the greatest in [[Koridai]].
 
==Liked By==
 
*[[Soda Popinski]]
 
*[[Max Headroom]] (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave")
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Santa Mario|Santa Claus]]
 
*Polar Bears
 
**Actually, any creature from the North Pole.
 
*[[The Beatles]] ([[no]] [[Joker|joke]]!)
 
*[[Bill Cosby]] (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with [[Max Headroom]].)
 
*[[Customer Service]]
 
*[[Dry Bones]]
 
*[[M. Bison]] ([[Delicious|This is delicious!]] [[Yes]]! [[Yes]]!)
 
*Cokeologists
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
[[Image:Coke1.JPG|thumb|left|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[No]]t, [[The Beatles]] like Coke.]]
 
*Yumi
 
*[[Fat Mario|Fat People]]
 
*[[Hank Hill|Grant Hill]] (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill ''Drinks Sprite.'')
 
*[[Back to the Future|Marty McFly]] (also drinks <b>Tab</b> in addition to [[Pepsi]] Free.)
 
*Paula Abdul (likes Diet Coke.)
 
*[[John Cage]]
 
*[[America]]n soldiers during World [[War]] II
 
*[[American Football|Mean Joe Greene]]
 
*[[New York|New York Yankees]] fans (mainly because of an incident on opening day that caused them to protest [[Pepsi]].)
 
*Druggies who think it still contains cocaine
 
*Nearly Everyone
 
 
==Disliked By==
 
*[[Pepsi]]Co
 
*[[Ass|Arse]]holes
 
*[[Retard]]s
 
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
 
*[[Mike Tyson]] (Was once seen in a [[Die]]t Pepsi commercial.)
 
*[[Optimus Prime]]
 
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]] (She once got knocked out by someone throwing a Coca-Cola can on her head. Yes, really.)
 
*[[Richard Simmons|People who want to be healthy.]]
 
  
 
==Products==
 
==Products==
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*Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light
 
*Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light
 
*New Coke/Coke II (Discontinued 2002, though still available in American Samoa)
 
*New Coke/Coke II (Discontinued 2002, though still available in American Samoa)
[[Image:Vpdyl3.jpg|thumb|right|Coca-Cola bottles don't work for cupcakes, even if it's awesome.]]
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*Sprite
 
*Sprite
 
*Georgia Coffee ([[Japan]])
 
*Georgia Coffee ([[Japan]])
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*[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
 
*[http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
 
*[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website
 
*[http://www.cocacola.co.jp/] - Official [[Japan]]ese website
[[Image:B4baacf633dae5.jpg|frame|right|Chien-Po tells Yao of an interesting (but [[wrong]]) "fact" about Coca-Cola.]]
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[[Image:W2546-lo.jpg|frame|left|WWII-era [[American]] soldiers love Coca-Cola.]]
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Image:W2546-lo.jpg|WWII-era [[American]] soldiers love Coca-Cola.
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Image:Vpdyl3.jpg|Coca-Cola bottles don't work for cupcakes, even if it's awesome.\
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Revision as of 14:03, 18 August 2010

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Coca-Cola is delicious!
{{#ev:youtube|-oaiV8MQH7s|320}}Coca-Cola in the '70s.

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{{#ev:youtube|I0mimiahe0I|320}}Bill Cosby prefers Coke over those sugary soft drinks.

Coca-Cola is a soda that was created in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. It is one of the most recognised brands on earth, and there is even a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it. Their only true rival is Pepsi (formerly called Pepsi-Cola), which was really popular during the Great Depression.

It goes great with pizza, as well as cheeseburgers and various Japanese foods.

It is also the official Cola of the Olympic Games.

Background

Coca-Cola was first invented by John Pemberton, a Georgian chemist/pharmacist, in 1886. It was first sold at Jacob's Pharmacy at the soda fountain as a cure-all elixir. Even though it didn't cure anything, it was still delicious, causing it to become popular. Eventually, it was bottled and produced around the United States, then the world. In 1985, though, they changed the formula, only to change it back quickly due to public pressure.

Nowadays, it is the most well known brand on earth, and is the greatest in Koridai.

Products

  • Coca-Cola [Classic]
  • Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light
  • New Coke/Coke II (Discontinued 2002, though still available in American Samoa)
  • Sprite
  • Georgia Coffee (Japan)
  • Tab (Not discontinued, contrary to public belief.)
  • Coke Zero
  • Fanta
  • Vanilla Coke (Was eventually discontinued, only to come back again by popular demand.)
  • Cherry Coke
  • Mellow Yellow
  • Barq's Root Beer
  • Powerade
  • Vitamin Water
  • Dasani

Links

  • [1] - Official website of the Coca-Cola Company
  • [2] - Official Japanese website