Phoenix Wright

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Phoenix Wright is a lawyer from the Ace Attorney series that was later disbarred for presenting fake evidence.

Background

When Phoenix Wright was born, his first case was objecting to why he was born, and why he had such a weird haircut. Of course, Phoenix grew up to act extremely suicidal. To suppress these feelings, and because he had the talent, Phoenix's parents sent him to law school, where he met his future boyfriend in a magenta suit, Miles Prower Edgeworth. In order to be with him, Phoenix studied hard, to make history as the worst lawyer of all time.

Likes

• Yelling "OBJECTION!"
• Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
• Mia Fey and her sister Maya
• Iris
• Larry Butz (Most of the time.)
• The Law
• Magic Drugs (The very reason why he likes yelling "OBJECTION!".)
• NOT GUILTY verdicts
• Pointing out other people's lies.
• Robotnik (Approves of the way he is running Youtube Poop.)
• Money (which is what all true Lawyers strive for.)
• His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic pantsu

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Phoenix sings his favourite song from High School Musical.

Dislikes

• Manfred von Karma and his daughter, Fransiska.
• GUILTY verdicts
  • Guilty Gears
• The Judge
• Illegal
• Difficult clients, such as Dracula and Heavy Weapons Guy.
• Not being in any of the Capcom crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. SNK Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS).
• That he became a hobo in the fourth game.
• Being replaced by Apollo in the fourth game.
• April May (He doesn't see anything innocent in her)
• People pissing on hospitality. (HE WON'T ALLOW IT!!!!!)

Past Clients

• Larry Butz (Accused of killing his girlfriend.)
• Maya Fey (Accused of murder.)
• Heavy Weapons Guy (WHO TOUCHED HIS GUN!?)
• Miles Edgeworth (when Edgeworth was framed for a murder.)
• Fox McCloud (Over his DUI and multiple rapes.)
• Big Cheese (Over his impeachment.)
• Tails (Over her rape in the '80s.)
• Stone Luigi (In the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football.)
• Mario (Same debate, he represented both sides!)
• Ganon
• Binky The Clown (Apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday.)
• Hitler (He was accused of not paying back the war debts to America.)
• Richard Nixon (He never made it to the courtroom, though, as Nixon resigned.)
• Himself (After his alternate personality ate a bean burrito without paying.)
• Neji (I swear, he wasn't using Byakugan to check everyone out!)
• Super Macho Man (Little Mac sued him for the trauma that he caused with his man-boobies.)
• Birdo (For both times she was raped.)
• Professor Layton (Eventually, he helped Phoenix solve a case.)

Miscellaneous Stuff

Hey, guess what. Actually, I, um, really hate your guts.

-April May

• In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented false evidence (although Phoenix was unaware of this).
  • The game also shows him with an adopted daughter, who is a magician.
• Phoenix also got screwed over in We Love Golf!; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection!
• He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes or its international version, Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars. In fact, one interview by Capcom stated that they tried to make him a playable character (along with Franziska von Karma from the same series) for the Capcom side, but it was tough and they decided not to do it in the end, putting in Zero from the Mega Man series and Frank West from Dead Rising instead (He's covered wars, you know!). They also decided against putting in other characters like Nero from Devil May Cry 4, or even M. Bison (NO! NO!)
  • Also, he doesn't appear in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds as well.
• So, as you can tell, Capcom hates him, even though Ace Attorney is one of their most successful series. So, yeah.
• How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses over 9,000 tonnes of hair gel.
• He once needed the Elite Beat Divas to help him during a case. Everybody was distracted by them dancing, allowing Phoenix to escape.
• Nobody would believe he was a district attorney if it weren't for his Attorney's Badge.
• He doesn't abide to Professor Layton's belief in which a gentleman pays attention to his madness.

External links

• Phoenix Wright's website.

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Phoenix Wright has found a flaw in your argument.