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Texas
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- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! What am I?
- Patrick: ...Stupid?!
- SpongeBob: No, I'm Texas!
- Patrick: What's the difference!?
Well, howdy! This here's Texas. We sure is the 2nd largest state in the United States in both population and area, behind California and Alaska respectively.
It's also the homeplace of anime-dubbing company "FUNimation", and thus the place where the Funimation Update Quickie is shot.
Our Bretherin' Who're From Texas
- Hank Hill
- Sandy Cheeks
- The Engineer
- Dr. Rabbit
- TheHappyFungus
- 1upclock
- George W. Bush
- Scott Porter
- Todd Haberkorn
Trivia
- We was once our own country.
- Our cows, as well as steaks, are well known by us.
- We always votes Republican in elections.
- Texans take great pride in our state. So don't mess with Texas, bitch!
- The nickname of Texas is "the Lone Star State".
- They also have a special slogan saying that "everything's bigger in Texas". But that's because it's true!
- We have lots of sports teams (but not enough when compared to California) who're sadly rivals towards each other.
