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Goofy
This article is filed under Characters.A stupid dog/seal/creature who tends to be killed by falling rocks. He is supposedly a friend of Sora, but Sora actually hates him.
Childhood
Goofy was found ditched as a newborn and left at the outskirts of the Coney Island Disco Palace. He was later found by Dr. Rabbit who raised him as his own son. During his 1st school year, he fell in love with Donald Duck and started to follow him everywhere since then. After his adoptive father went a little too far when teaching Goofy how to brush and floss properly, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald's house where he hid himself in the basement's crawlspace.
Teenage life
Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years; he failed to pass any subject and had a horrible social life, but Mickey Mouse bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with Jafar and had Donald as his college roommate.
Recent years
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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met Sora and joined him in his epic quest for... actually, what are they doing anyway?
Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown.
Likes
- Hanging out with Sora.
- Licking Sora
- Saying totally dumb things.
- Donald
- Robotnik
- Looking at his own teenaged son in his underwear. (MORNIN' SON!)
Dislikes
- Acting normal for a change.
- Goofy Goober
- Black people (Even though he's technically black himself.)
Hated by
- Everybody, particularly his son Max. (Especially since Goofy always walks in on him when he's trying to jack off while thinking of Roxanne, and his racism made Max lose his best friend.)
Trivia
- His favorite flavor of ice cream is cum.
- He uses shields as weapons, much like Captain America. That's kind of... goofy!
- He's able to perform the Falcon Punch
- Stars in educational films about how to do things.
