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Lamp Oil
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
One of the three items Morshu offers you. Link would rather start fires by bombing some dodongos, even though the exploded innards provides dinner, not fire.
Morshu also sells scented Lamp Oil
Used For...
- Burning stuff down.
- Ingesting because you want to commit suicide.
- Adding extra 'boom' power to your bombs.
- Adding extra 'boom' power to just about anything that explodes.
- Inspiring some Black-Eyed Peas songs.
- Adding more fire power to fire.
- Adding a fresh scent in the air (depending on which kind). (Robotnik was told by Sonic that it was penis lotion, and that if you set it on fire, it'll work. Robotnik did so. Surprisingly, Robotnik's penis was not effected due to all of the penis exercises he's been doing. "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" he said afterwards.)
- An excuse to kill whales.
