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SpongeBob SquarePants (character)
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SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
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Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
Likes
- Patrick Star
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward Tentacles
- Sandy
- Jellyfishing
- Blowing Bubbles
- The Krab of Krustiness
- Krabby Patties
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
People Who Are Better At Making Krabby Patties Than Him
- Jim
- Kirby
- Captain Falcon
- God
SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.
Signs Of Being Gay
Though this theory has been clearly contradicted, these scenes actually cause his sexuality to be an unanswered question.
- He once gave a valentines gift to Patrick.
- He hugs Patrick on several occasions.
- He giggled when a chef kissed him on the cheek.
- In one episode, he and Patrick shared a very special moment after Spongebob was released from prison.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "See you're on top this time."
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
- "I'm a dirty boy!"
- "It popped..."
- "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
- "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
- "Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
- "That didn't help at all!"
Trivia
- Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Also fails in Driving School regularly.
- His IQ is an imaginary number.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
- Is married to Sandy (at least he thinks he is).
- Reproduces by budding.
- Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
- He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
- He is, however, stronger than Oogtar.
- He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.
