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Canada
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Revision as of 17:14, 24 March 2010 by NinjaCoachZ (talk | contribs) (At least allow it in the opening paragraph. I'll rephrase the rest so it doesn't sound overly factual.)
O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?
Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh?
Liked By, Eh?
- Bear Hugger
- Rush
- M. Bison, to the point that he even copied our police's uniform.
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Mario
- Terrance and Philip
Disliked By, Eh?
Other Information, Eh?
- It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia. That sure is an achievement, eh?
- Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
- We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both Batman and Robin love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
- We got Pokémon Diamond and Pearl early. Eat that, America!
- Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. That's special.
- They don't show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack either. Also special.
- We find the word "war" offensive in show titles. Even more special.
- Dr. Robotnik has conquered Canada.
- Loli is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out.
- Our 21st century shows suck.
- Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
- We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition!
- They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time. We'll get you next time, USA. Next time.
- We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
