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Philadelphia
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Rocky is from Philly, which can be seen in the background.
Philadelphia is a city in Pennsylvania (The greatest state/commonwealth in America.) that is home to many delicious foods, as well as Rocky Balboa, Will Smith, and SuperYoshi. It is located across the Delaware River from the Coney Island Disco Palace, which is in nearby Camden, New Jersey.
Liked By
- Yoshi (He likes the food there.)
- King Harkinian (His favourite place to eat dinner.)
- Mr. Sandman
- Rocky Balboa
- M. Bison (He thinks that it is delicious!)
- The Angry Nintendo Nerd (Mainly because of Rocky.)
- Froggo (Again because of their food.)
- The Founding Fathers of America
- Especially Benjamin Franklin
- Americans Generally
- Philadelphians (The most proud people of any city.)
- Iggy
- Basically anyone who is patriotic or loves food.
- Bill Cosby
- Will Smith
Disliked By
- Communists
- Especially Joseph Stalin
- Nazis
- Captain Falcon (Believes that the Atlanta Falcons are superiour to the Philadelphia Eagles.)
- Big Cheese (They didn't vote for him.)
Trivia
- Philadelphia is home to delicious foods.
- Of the 52 existing cities, it is the greatest.
- It is home to many boxers, notably Rocky Balboa and Mr. Sandman.
- If you talk shit about Philly, you will certainly get your arse kicked, probably by one of the two boxers mentioned above (Which are Rocky Balboa and Mr. Sandman incase you already forgot.).
- It is also where the Declaration of Independence AND the Constitution were ratified.
- Used to be the American capital before Washington D.C. came about.
- The Bicentennial celebrations mostly occured in Philadelphia.
- King Harkinian likes to eat dinner in Philadelphia.
- The first ever Independence Day was celebrated here.
