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Big Bill Hell's Cars
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IF YOU'RE DUMB TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUTZ TO COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS.
A highly offensive car commercial that was famously used by Boogidyboo in Toys Gone Wild.
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Big Bill Hell's Cars is obviously located in Baltimore, Maryland. It is the dealer where King Harkinian bought his AMC Pacer used in 1980, which he bought to run to Morshu's Dinner Palace, without consuming a lot of fuel. It is also where Wario bought the Wario Car (after his Trans-Am was destroyed in 1986).
Quotes
- "Fuck You Baltimore!"
- "If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuk to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars."
- "Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Beans!!!"
- "It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that you'll fall for this bullshit! Guarenteed!"
- "You're fucked six way to Sunday!"
- "Hurry up, asshole!"
