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Halo
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Halo was originally released for the Xbox. Halo is one of the shittiest games of all time, and a disgustingly overrated game that should burn in hell.
Characters
- Master Chief - The main character of the game dressed in green Spartan armor. His mission in this game, like 75% of all other games, is to wipe out Earth's enemy: The Covenant and The Flood. His gun is nicknamed Jeff.
- Cortana - A digital women in Master Chief's helmet. Cortana is like the Navi of Halo, but more sassy and sarcastic, therefore making her more like Tatl from Majora's Mask?
- The Covenant - Invaders...possibly from space!
- The Flood - A parasite...from space!
- The Arbiter - An alien...from space!
Trivia
- Chad Warden refers to it as Gaylo.
- The voice actress for Cortana, Jen Taylor, also voices (or used to voice) Princess Peach from the Mario series, as well as Zoey from Left 4 Dead. No really, she did.
- David Scully, voice actor for Sergeant Johnson, also voiced in Left 4 Dead as a minor role, as well as Leon Powalski and Panther Coroso in Star Fox Assault.
- Robin Atkin Downes, voice actor for the Prophet of Regret (A.K.A., someone we don't give a shit about.), also voiced in the No More Heroes games as the main protagonist Travis Touchdown, as well as the Medic in Team Fortress 2.
- Do not play this shite game. Play something better, like DOOM.
