Willy Wonka

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Willy Wonka is a pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice.

Likes

• Sex With Children.
• Candy
• Child Pornography
• Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
• Wonking his willy.
• Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" and "You Lose!" to random people.

Dislikes

• Lex Luthor (says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
• Gum
• Sonic (says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile)
• Xavier
• Xavier: Renegade Angel
• Woody (His mission is to kill Buzz Lightyear, and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
• Oompa Loompa Unions
• Heaven
• Jesus Christ
• Rick Astley

Liked By

• M. Bison (claims that his candy is DELICIOUS!)
• Pedobear

Disliked By

• Lex Luthor
• The King
• Phoenix Wright
• Hershey's
• Reese's
• Rick Astley
• The Money you could be saving with GEICO