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Pickle Surprise
What Is It?
Pickle Surprise is a Satanic Ritual that's so evil, even Satan himself doesn't like it. It involves some transvestites with some bad hygeine who meet Osama Bin Laden in the '70s. He's there to teach them how to make some sandwhich thing that, ironically doesn't have the pickle in it. Pickle Surprise is probably the only thing weirder than Youtube Poop, but we can put and end to such blasphemy! AND YOU GOTTA HELP US! Use Pickle Surprise in your poop today!
How To Partake In The Ritual
- Take an english muffin
- Spread sandwhich spread
- Plop the Ham thusly please
- Go into a trance of ham
- ?????
- Profit!
By the way, that's the surprise!!!
Sightings of Pickle Surprise
Sightings of Pickle Surprise are rare, due to shortages in the kind of opium required for the ritual. However, Steve Erwin managed to capture this rare account of Pickle Surprise when he was looking for wild animals:
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If you ever come across one of these, remember: They're more afraid of you than you are of Satan.
If you take impure Magic Drugs (pure MDs won't do this), you might see Pickle Surprise, or some other nightmarish hell.
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Warning: What you are about to see is an example of what would happen if anyone did a Youtube Poop of Pickle Suprise. If you have any problems such as constipations, loss of semen, nausea, Explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, loss of water, sudden Gay fantasies, an exposure of (bad) magic drugs, sudden urges to write fanfics, heart palpitations, or insomnia, please don't watch this. Otherwise, please enjoy this fucked up journey for your mind.
