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Hulk Hogan
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Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's is the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unneccesary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
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- He stars in a cartoon.
- Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- Enjoys showing off his plump and juicy hot-dogs to his victims before violently ejaculating on them.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
Likes
- Saying brotha
- Yellow/Red uniforms
- Wrestling
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Dislikes
- Animal cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Hulkamaniacs
People Infected By The Hulk Hogan Penis Grill
- Violent J
- George Foreman
- Dethklok
- Phil Collins
- Bono
- John Cena (R.I.P.)
- ApolloBoy
- KittyGabyIMEANGOAT
- HARD GAY
- Blightcopy
- Hirohiko Araki
- Bill Cosby
- Billy Mays
- Richard Nixon
- The Undertaker
