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Bowser Jr.
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This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. is Bowser's gay annoying child who has dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad doesn't disapprove of this.
Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.
Legal Issues
- Though it is commonly beleved that Bowser's his father, new evidence shows that Roy could possibly be his father.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986, when he was trapped in the '80s. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.
- Committed suicide in Los Angeles in 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact.
First Seen
First used by
Likes
- Sexually harrasing people.
- Mama Luigi
- Penises
- Chad Warden
