Fat Mario

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Fat Mario affected by radiation poisoning

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Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to be

The form of Mario seen in Hotel Mario, along with Gay Luigi.

Trivia

• Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular Mario in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
• Portrayed by "Mr. X" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
• Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
• Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and Feces fat.
• Had five heart attacks in one minute.
• Has the ability to absorb fat from other people.
• Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.
• Inadvertedly stopped Emo Luigi from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.
• Can absorb living creatures if he's hungry enough.
• Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.
• Fat Mario has no neck.
• He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
• His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
• Has a lesser known form known as Retard Mario.
• He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's moving like Beyoncé}!!!
• Cultural Heritage: Italian-American.
• Got into a fight with Edd for making fun about his beliefs about toast.
• Once helped with making the idea for a super jail. It was originally designed to hold Bowser in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture the princess ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.
• He once teamed up with Dr. Robotnik to try to defeat M. Bison and Captain Falcon in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates Dr. Robotnik for stealing his spotlight.
• He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.

Memorable Quotes

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NONONO NONO NO

• "NO?"
• "Gay, Luigi?"
• "All toasters toast toast!"
• "Luigi, look!"
• "Up there!"
• "Look!"
• "Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the priiiinceeeesst?!"
• "Where'd she go?"
• "It's from Bowzah!"
• "Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"
• "If you need instructions on how to get through the hoteLs..."
• "Check out the enclosed instruction book."
• "Where there's smoke..."
• "They pinch back."
• "Get ready to catch her!"
• "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
• "That wasn't so hot, was it?"
• "It's been one of those days."
• "Uh-oh!" swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom "Oof! Where am I?"
• "Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."
• "Get the hint?"
• "'gets kissed by Princess Peach'"HO,HO,HO!"
• "Mabye there's a switch in one of the rooms. REMIND me tuh CHECK!"
• "Be careful, Cruella de Vil. When ya smoke, you will die."
• "'Ya know what they say, all toasters toast toast."
• "Fuck you, asshole!" (What he said to Dr. Robotnik when he stole his popularity.)
• "Dear Terrific Plumbers, I dare you to take it up the pooper if you can."
• "We gotta find the lubricant."
• "Get ready to catch herpes."
• "Luigi, you fat sack of crap. The princess can't make spaghetti."
• Can't you get the hint."
• Come on Luigi, you fucking dumb sack of instruction book."