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Yoshi
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Yoshi is a green fat lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.
Diet
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.
Likes
- Balls
- Mama Luigi
- Fire balls
- Caterpillars
- Eating
- Getting Fat
- To Do the ho thing
- Bed time stories
- Treats
- Dinner
- Having orgasms
- Oral Sex
- Getting Raped
- Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter
- Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead
- Burping
- Farting
Fears
While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.
- Running out of Food
- Water
- Fish
- Bullet Bills
- Ms. Filkins
- Being Eaten
- Diarrhea
- Ganon
- Koopa Wizards
- Football
- Froggo's even BIGGER appetite.
- Gay Luigi
- Shit
- Meatman
- Haunted Houses
- Constipation
- Anal Sex
Quotes
- "Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!"
- "Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!"
- "Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!"
- "BURRRRP!"
- "Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!"
- "Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?"
- "GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!"
- "Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!"
- "Yoshi go home and JACK IT"
