Hulk Hogan

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Hulk Hogan is perhaps the most famous of professional wrestlers, a patriotic superstar of the 1980s wrestling landscape who has remained in the spotlight since. His ultimate penis grill is one of the most destructive forces around, though the grill stopped working because of overuse. Rumour has it Hogan mastered the art of time travel, being able to wrestle 400 days a year via creative interpretation of the international date line and plane rides from the USA to Japan. Put simply, that is not how physics, temporal or otherwise, work.

While the mid-2010s revelation of his racist outbursts has damaged his reputation, he still remains a pillar of YouTube Poop culture considering the hilarious injokes derived from him.

This is what a Hogasm looks like.

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Hogasm

Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnecessary aggression. It's advised to treat them with care.

Trivia

• He stars in a cartoon.
• Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
• He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win.
• His ultimate rival is apparently The Ultimate Warrior.
• Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE.
• Once had his own reality TV show.
• Also known as The Incredible Hulk Hogan.
• He sometimes does voice acting for Robot Chicken.
• Francine proposed that he wrestle against Arthur Read. Yes.
• He returned to wrestling multiple times recently. Starring on TNA after being turfed out of the WWE, then going back for a while until a racist sex tape scandal happened and he got unpersoned. Then RE-personed in WWE because the Saudi Arabian prince really wanted to see old wrestlers again. Only in wrestling!
• He once fought against Rocky Balboa!
• The Ultimate Warrior once wanted Hulk Hogan to knock out everyone on his plane and make the plane that he's on go into a complete nosedive!
• Hulk Hogan once held a midget wrestling championship named the "Micro Championship Wrestling Tournament"...yeah.
• Hogan gave praise to the Insane Clown Posse for still following him for all these years.
• He made a sex tape, having many hogasm's in the process.
• He was once the General Manager of TNA. Way to go Hulk!
• Once owned a restaurant in 1995 called Pastamania. It was shut down in less than a year, however, when Gay Luigi ate all the merchandise.
• In the '90s, he actually became a heel, co-founding the nWo and becoming Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Its too bad his ego and politicking ultimately helped kill the WCW.
• Look up "Fingerpoke of Doom" to see his equally as buff best bud Kevin Nash taking a fingerpoke to the chest like he was taking a Death Star to the everything.
• He voice acted in Saints Row 3 as well!
• He once wrote a song dedicated to a young fan of his who sadly died before he could attend a Hogan match. Said song...wasn't well composed, to put it mildly.
• Once ran a promo where he said that he, along with Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner and Geoff Johns would run wild on Sinestro, Black Hand and Atrocitus. No really this is a thing that happened.
• He once recorded a very tacky musical album, Hulk Rules. One of the songs, "I Wanna Be A Hulkamaniac" is preferably known among fans as the late beloved Owen Hart's entrance theme.

Likes

• Saying "Brother", "Dude" and "Jack"
• Yellow/Red Uniforms
• Wrestling

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• His Ultimate Grill
• Kevin Nash
• Eric Bischoff
• The Yapapi Indian Strap Match
• The Green Lantern Corps message board
• Failing objectives
• Lying his ass off

Dislikes

• Animal Cruelty
• Vince McMahon
• "Macho Man" Randy Savage
• The Ultimate Warrior
• The fact that Bass (from the Dead or Alive games) looks just like him.
• Booker T
• Being teleported to a cave he's never been to before.
• His rapping career.
• Gawker
• Midcarders
• "Vanilla midgets"
• Being called bald. He sued Vince Russo over it!
• Dixie Carter
• Angles that don't work for him, brother.

Hulkamaniacs

• SeductiveBaz
• Connerhawke
• mariomarioecw
• SuperYoshi
• TyrannosaurusReich
• ESM
• Super Macho Man
• Bass
• Bandit Keith
• Everyone

Gallery

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  Hulk Hogan: Animated.

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  Hulk Hogan with his boyfriend, Christopher Lloyd.

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  Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.

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  Hollywood Hulk Hogan, during his time in the nWo.