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Mario
This article is filed under Characters.Mario is a notorious character in many awful games. He is usually seen with his brother, Luigi, who has been known to have multiple personalities, and Princess Peach, who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, Mama Luigi. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of UCTIONS, a known power supply to the universe.
Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "he didn't make it", and an argument over a record.
Mario has an obsession with saying NO very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the Coney Island Disco Palace (which was torn down in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.
Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.
Not to be confused with Fat Mario, Mario's fat stunt double in Hotel Mario, or his second evolutionary form, Whale Mario.
Facts
- I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
- Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying 'huh-huh' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by Yoshi.
- Mario loves reading letters and phone bills.
- Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.
- Wants to destroy Mama Luigi's army, which is impossible.
- May have once transformed into Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario.
- Has killed Brock Samson
- Got stepped on when Wiul went for a jog.
- Likes to yell"NO STOP!!!!"
- The only thing that he is scared of is Makoto Kino since she wants to date him and that makes him emo.
- Enjoys telling only good kids to be good.
