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In brief

MarkieV101 used to be a prolific pooper. Now he just sits on the toilet reading Uncle John's Bathroom Reader all day.

He was a tour-de-force with WMM, until he acquired Sony Vegas. He is notable for creating some of the first Powerpuff Girls poops, as well as the first known Voltes V pooper.

History

First poops seen

  • Link faces of evil messup 2!!! - link
The first scratch video of any kind that Markie has ever watched, ever.
  • Live in Istanbul! - link
The so-called first Youtube Poop watched by Markie, on accident.
  • MAMA LUIGI IS A NUCLEAR WEAPON - link
The first Youtube Poop that Markie ever enjoyed, and the first of several that made him jump over the shark and onto the bandwagon.

Motion Pictures

  • You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!
The first ever Powerpuff Girls centric poop until somebody stands up and claims it isn't so. (It has been used in poops before this but not PPG centric) In this heartwarming family classic Harold Smith challenges the Professor of Utonium in a pancake duel. The video upon release suffered terribly in the box office, but shortly became a groundbreaking hit due to its uncanny storytelling.

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  • MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO
Markie's second Powerpuff Girls poop. Thanks to the success of his first, many were able to appreciate this film's plot (an incoherent one to say the least). This also marks the first time Markie uses the power of AIDS to convey such simple life lessons. (Currently taken offline.)
  • BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
Markie's third official Powerpuff Girls poop. Critics say the author made it just to create an opening for a "CHOCOLATE RAIN" joke. Mark Panelo denied this and said that the jokes came naturally and that they weren't really planned out beforehand. Guest starring George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
  • ROBOTNIK DEMANDS...
Markie's first major non-PPG poop, nearly 7 minutes in width. Viewers noticed a different technique used - the abuse of inside jokes and overlapping voice recording without care of lip synchronization. This is also the first time Mark has ever used Bill O'Reilly and Fred Phelps in a poop, displaying him as being flexible with different types of source media.
  • STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!
The fourth in an endless trilogy or so of PPG poop. Blossom gets a haircut, fights a black Scottish Cyclops, becomes Buckethead, plays Team Fortress 2, and sets the city of hairpin turns ON FIRE - all in one sitting.

Other Stuff Worth Mentioning

  • YOU WHAT:
Markie's first ever submitted poop, messing up personally his most awkward scene in the video game Kingdom Hearts II - the fight with Sora and Roxas.
YOU WHAT: SOURCE - a new and improved version of the original, with a formal introduction by Tweek of South Park fame.
  • THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS:
Markie's first Rape Rave. Includes Raving Rabbids and a complete non-sequitur.
  • THIS IS RIDICULOUS:
pt1 - Markie's first Kids Next Door poop, coming in at below three minutes because his video editing software was crashing on his .avi files. In this film, the Delightful Children from the Down the Shove keep interrupting Nigel Uno, who starts to hallucinate about properly behaved children.
pt2 - is currently cancelled.
  • Custom WMM Effects Rape Rave:
A video demonstrating some new techniques acquired by Markie from certain Windows Movie Maker sites. Guest appearances by Gwonam and Major Man.
  • Breakfast, thine name is Pickles
Markie's first Metalocalypse scratch video.
  • The Engineer's Practical Problems - September 14, 2007
Team Fortress 2 stuff, and the first TF2-related video Markie has ever made, just to beat the others to the punch in using the Engineer "Meet The Class" video. Most notable was the fact that the great TyrannosaurusReich gave it 4 stars.
  • Luigi outsmarts the bullet
Filler is filler. Very bad filler.
  • Luigi's Spaghetti Western - October 10, 2007
Original CD-i poop or laserdisc frenzy gone wrong?! THE CHOICE IS OURS! Starring Mad Dog McCree and his little pilgrim gunslinger SHERIFF friends. Was deleted about a week after its appearance on Youtube. It is currently in Markie's haven in dailymotion. In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea to post it as a response to the original Mad Dog McCree video.

Eras

MrSimonAlt era (June 2007 - July 2007)

  • YOU WHAT
  • THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS
  • THIS IS RIDICULOUS - pt1/2
  • You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!
  • HAROLD SMITH AUDITIONS FOR AMERICAN IDOL
  • MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO
  • Luigi Looks Deceiving
  • YOU WHAT: Source
  • Robotnik's Prank Call
  • Custom WMM Effects Rape Rave
  • Luigi speaks MORSE CODE
  • WELDUN'teuh RYBYB

YouChewPoop era (August 2007 - September 2007)

  • BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
  • robotnikdemands.wmv
  • EXCITING MADDEN NFL 2008 GAMEPLAY
  • Breakfast, thine name is Pickles
  • Mario's Night Vision Powers
  • Phones
  • THE CRAPPIEST FILLER EVER
  • The Engineer's Practical Problems
  • Luigi Outsmarts the Bullet

Avant-Garde era (September 2007 - November 2007)

  • Lord Zedd's Boom Boom Huck Jam
  • Luigi's Spaghetti Western
  • STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!
  • REVENGE OF HAROLD SMITH

Sony Beggars era (November 2007 - January 2008)

  • WMM Vista bear (antipoop edition)
  • FUN WITH SONY BEGGARS
  • DEFCON TWOAH
  • NEED A TELEPORTER HERE
  • DARN

Fortress Forev-era (January 2008 - February 2008)

  • MAGNETIC WHIPS ACTIVATED (original title: "In Honor of Black History Month")

Progressive Era (March 2008 - May 2010)

  • JazzDanceForChildren gets a Job
  • Famine Fatale
  • Sniper vs. The End
  • Fighting the Good Fight
  • The Schaudenfreude of Haruhi Suzumiya
  • INCREDIBLE LASER EYE SURGERY

Still Waters Era (May 2010 - July 2011)

I Got Problems Era (July 2011 - January 2012)

  • LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 1 - "Screaming Eagle"
  • LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 2 - "MARIO COACHES THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS"

Flux Era 1 (January 2012 - January 2013)

  • Parker is in a crisis!
  • The Mayor!
  • Integer the Hard Way
  • A modest celebration of five years of making stuff like this

Back In The Game Era (January 2013 - current)

  • GENERATION VI
  • Metaphors
  • DEBU SENTAI PROVOLONERANGER (デブ戦隊プロヴォロニレンジャー)
  • PROVOLONERANGERS OPERACIÓN ZUCCHINI DISH (actual title: POWER RANGERS OPERATION ZUCCHINI DISH)

Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Lock-up
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop
  • Vanilla Surprise
  • Mysterious Zoom

Likes

Dislikes

  • Not having fancy video editing software
  • Konata Izumi buying sausage
  • When people dislike certain poopisms - he honestly doesn't care too much to like or hate methods except for Mountain Repetition (see also JezMM and Furnessly)
  • Harold Smith for not liking pancakes
  • Using raw Japanese anime with ENGLISH SUBS in scratch videos (he believes if you understood what was going on it would ruin the whole poop for you, JezMM being probably the only exception)
    • Retracted since 2013. He don't care anymore!

Reception

Criticism

Too lazy!

Achievements

Besides the first Powerpuff Girl poop(?), or starting the whole Youtube Poop Coloring Book thread, no, sorry, this guy is not worth knowing. BACK AWAY

It is rumored that he is also involved in the creation of INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD, an organization of sorts.

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Influences

Fans

Other Information

Trivia

  • The following usernames he will use: Markie, MarkieV101, BurninatorBoombox, BurnBox, mk_97, scrander
  • Has successfully guessed what was for breakfast three times

Links

YTP Directory Listing