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Haruhi Suzumiya
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This article is filed under Characters.Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the astounding ability to create and destroy universes at will, but does not realize it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She must be stopped, no matter the cost. She is usually seen hanging around with Captpan6 at the Honker Burger. One day, she was run over by a car, and is currently hospitalized.
Cultural Heritage: Japanese (NO SHIT)
Power Level: 0 Uctions
Quotes
- "I'M THE MOST SPECIAL"
- "IT'S REALLY WELL DONE!"
- "CANADA!"
- "SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP SCHLEP"
Trivia
- Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shit with a deus ex machina story filled with mostly unlikable characters? It's true!
- Captpan6 and Deepercutt get massive boners over her. That's nice, dearies.
- She has had a relationship with MetalAcid5 as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
- She is a slave owner.
- Not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club.
- She's is into Coprophilia.
- Whenever the Boob of Happiness is mentioned, she enters ALARM CLOCK MODE.
- Just before she proclaims something as "really well done", a man in audible distance of Haruhi will often cry, "Oooooh, shit!" in fear, before his ear drums are subsequently destroyed.
- She cured Swan Flu, but not Swine Flu.
- Can be calmed with the universal greeting.
- Wears prada.
- She once got KO'd by a Coca-Cola can. Well, that's one way of beating that bitch.
- According to Chincherrinas, she is the first breasted character to represent YouTube Poop.
