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SEGA
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A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. Also Nintendo's former rival. Their console "Genesis"/Mega Drive was a success, but the rest, although containing some excellent titles, didn't sell as well. Although some of their games are quite good, most people think that they do Sonic and nothing else.
Games Made or Published By Sega
- Sonic The Hedgehog (Obviously.)
- Super Monkey Ball
- NiGHTs
- Samba de Amigo
- Virtua Fighter
- Crazy Taxi
- House of the Dead (Series)
- Space Channel 5
- Streets of Rage
- Golden Axe
Kanye West beleves that the Sega Genesis was better than God's genesis.
- Altered Beast
- Alex Kidd
- Fantasy Zone
- Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
- Toejam and Earl
- Comix Zone
- The Ooze
- The Bleach DS and Wii games (they only published them, however)
- Sega Superstars
- Shenmue
- Jet Grind Radio
- Illbleed
- Fighters Megamix
- Beach Spikers
- MadWorld
- The Conduit
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- They actually made fruit machines in the '50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
- The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
- Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
- Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
- Has had the most consoles of any non-Nintendo company, none of which have ever beaten Nintendo (Although they were close with the Sega Genesis.).
- They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, Sonic shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear.
- Despite not making any more home consoles, SEGA made several arcade boards, including the Dreamcast-based NAOMI board (which is the board that Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 ran on). Sammy (mentioned above) would later make another version of the NAOMI called the Atomiswave (which SNK used to make Samurai Shodown VI, Metal Slug 6 and The King of Fighters XI among others).
- According to Kirk Cameron, 61% of the professors in college still play the Sega Genesis.
The opening screen for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.
Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.
