Naruto

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The main cast of Naruto, and one other guy who was part of the show for roughly eleven minutes.

Naruto is a vastly popular manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. It concerns a colorful group of pajama-clad pubescents who are assigned with protecting a hidden villiage of migrant pot-farmers from the outside authorities. Since its debut in 1999, it has garnered millions of fans worldwide, and is at least partially responsible for the growing rate of adolescent suicides.

Plot Overview

The initial plotline of Naruto features the exploits of a power-hungry twelve-year-old and his friends as they partake in lighthearted romp through medical school. However, puberty sets in and they all start killing each other. Consequently, Sasuke Uchiha, a poster boy for Linkin Park, comes across Michael Jackson in the forest and is kidnapped, and the rest of the story's four-hundred episodes concern the attempts to save him before The Clap sets in.

At one point, a kiddie-porn ring known as the Akatsuki makes an appearance, lead by Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

Media Infomation

• 1999-Present
• Anime, Manga, Video Game.

Characters

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

• Naruto Uzumaki - An immature kid in orange pajamas possessed by a Ninetales.
• Sasuke Uchiha - The emo kid with duck hair.
  • Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke - The emo kid with duck wings.
• Sakura Haruno - The pink haired girl who does nothing except scream and be annoying.
• Kakashi Hatake - That guy with the mask and the evil eye.
• Rock Lee - Also known as: Hospital Boy and Bruce Lee Jr.
• Neji Hyuga - Formerly known as Mama Neji.
• Might Guy - Totally not Bruce Lee. Honest!
• Shikamaru Nara - Some guy with a ponytail.
• Ino Yamanaka - The blonde bimbo with bandages instead of panties. Fan service!
• Choji Akimichi - A fatass played by Cousin Oliver of The Brady Bunch.
• Shino Aburame - When your only friends are bugs, you know there's a problem.
• Hinata Hyuga - A blue-haired girl with no pupils in her eyes.
• Kiba Inuzuka - YAHOO! A furry who carries a tiny puppy in his coat.
• Gaara - The evil sand kid. Possibly the son of Ronald McDonald.
• Orochimaru - A creepy faggot who likes loves snakes. Unless they're solid, or liquid. Also looks suspiciously like post-80's Michael Jackson.
• Itachi Uchiha - Sasuke's evil brother who gets all the fangirls.
• Kisame Hoshigaki - A shark man who loves cutting you to ribbons. Also Itachi's partner.
• Jiraiya - An old pervert who's also a novelist.
• Kimimaro - The shirtless guy who fights with his bones.
• Iruka - We've managed to avoid drowning!
• That Chinese girl who's always stalking Neji and never does anything else (AKA Tenten)
• Tsunade - The 50-year-old slut chick with huge jugs and a giant slug for a pet. Also the fifth Hokage.

Usage

Often used by anime fanboys who have just noticed WMM. It is used primarily for making generic Anime Music Videos set to Linkin' Park music. As a poop source, it is used infrequently.

Often Used By

• Anime fanboys
• Anime fangirls
• UberPooper12

Sometimes Used By

• Deepercutt
• toadomos

Disliked By

• Tentor521
• Feghoot (though he says the games are good)
• Many people over the age of 12 expect retarded fangirls

Trivia

• Masashi Kishimoto, the series' creator, designed an alternate costume for Lars Alexandersson in Tekken 6.
• Believe it!