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Hyrule
What Is It?
Hyrule is the kingdom in the Legend of Zelda series and is the second or third most retarded place you'll ever find in any video game or real life. The first more retarded place being the Coney Island Disco Palace
Background
Hyrule was originally a secret military base that hid aliens, zombies,the F*cknut Named The Green Giant and other things inside. Also known by Glados Gordon Freeman and related people as Black Mesa. Then one day a retarded King came by and got a boner and named it Jerry. This King was then assassinated by King Harkinian and got a bunch of his medieval knights to invade the base and downgrade the technology. He turned this once thriving military base into a Castle Town of near underpopulation.
People That Actually Live In This Shitload of Fuck
- Link
- Zelda
- King Harkinian
- Gwonam
- Ganon
- Morshu (he owns a shop in Koridai, however.)
- Impa
- Everyone who's ever been in the Legend of Zelda series. (Minus the Phillips CD-i games.)
People Who Have Tried to Destroy Hyrule
People Who Did Destroy Hyrule (at Least Once)
- Lex Luthor (although he denies it; he claims it was actually Link who destroyed Hyrule by pulling the WRONG switch when trying to access the Sanctuary. It was later found that Lex himself hacked into the Sanctuary's switch system and hooked the wrong switch to a kryptonite-powered bomb.)
