Phoenix Wright

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Phoenix Wright is a lawyer that likes yelling "OBJECTION!" The reason he loves yelling "OBJECTION!" is because he smokes magic drugs before every turnabout. He is known for being secretly gay for Miles Edgeworth. He is a supporter of Robotnik's presidency of Youtube Poop, and will reportedly endorse Robotnik again in 2010. He has recently been found to be equal to Lex Luthor.

Cultural Heritage: Japanese

Likes

• Yelling "OBJECTION!"
• Miles Edgeworth (secretly)
• The Law
• Penis
• Magic Drugs
• NOT GUILTY verdicts
• Gay Luigi
• The Purple Pervert
• He-man (his source of Magic Drugs)
• Doraemon
• Robotnik
• Money
• His adopted daughter Trucy and her magic panties

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Phoenix sings his favourite song from High School Musical.

Dislikes

• Von Karma
• GUILTY verdicts
• Viacom (hell, who doesn't)
• The Judge
• Illegal
• Sonic
• Willy Wonka
• Scott
• Genjuro Kibagami
• Dracula (stop sucking mah blood, dammit)
• Heavy Weapons Guy (he's hard to work with as a client)
• Bowser Jr. (he anally raped Miles Edgeworth, his butt buddy, in the '80s)
• Rod Blagojevich
• Not being in any of the Capcom crossover games (expect for the Capcom Vs. SNK Card Fighter game for the Nintendo DS).
• That he became a hobo in the fourth game
• Neji

Past Clients

• Big Cheese
• Heavy Weapons Guy
• Miles Edgeworth (2 times: the first was in the '80s, when Nick sued Bowser Jr for raping Edgeworth; the second time was much later, when Edgeworth was framed for a murder).
• Fox McCloud
• The King
• Lex Luthor
• Stone Luigi (in the debate over whether Stone Luigi's football is a stone or a football)
• Mario (same debate, he represented both sides!)
• Ganon (Gwonam sued Ganon, and Nick acted as his lawyer)
• Binky The Clown (apparently, it wasn't anyone's birthday)
• WalrusGuy (in an attempt to defeat Colgate)
• Leon (In a debate over if his knowledge of beating the BOOLET was real)
• Hitler (He was accused for not paying back the war debts to America.)
• Richard Nixon (he never made it to the courtroom, though, as Nixon resigned.)
• Himself (After his alternate personality ate a bean burrito without paying)

Miscellaneous Stuff

• In Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney, Phoenix became a hobo because he presented evidence that was fake (although Phoenix didn't know this beforehand). The game also shows him with an adopted daughter who is a magician.
• Phoenix also got screwed over in We Love Golf!; they had Apollo as a costume but not Phoenix. Objection!
• He also got fucked when it was revealed that he wasn't in Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes.
• Capcom loves fucking him over, becuase they are arseholes.
• How much gel does he use to keep that hair up? His answer has been objected many times before, but it's been speculated that he uses over 9,000 tons of hair gel.